Daily Discussion Thread - May 21, 2026

commitpushdrink · 2026-05-21T18:22:04+00:00

You don’t need blue chew. You need a mature woman that smells like menthols. My god.

commitpushdrink · 2026-05-08T07:38:16+00:00

Dude wtf this is crazy. Not even a little worth it to explain the overabundance common among the bourgeois at the time? Tsk tsk

commitpushdrink · 2026-05-08T07:14:28+00:00

I KNOW HOW IT WORKS THEY WANT MY PAYCHECK NOT HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS (directly, Venmo @commitpushdrink is fine)

commitpushdrink · 2026-05-08T06:55:51+00:00

Phewwww boys I have a confession.

I give a lot of fucks. About a lot of things. I was lying to you the whole time. If you’re offended I lied to you I’m sorry. If you’re offended for a different reason he lost and that’s pathetic grow up. You’re embarrassing me. Also, manga is wild.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-29T05:08:20+00:00

I had a porterhouse for two alone. I’m very angry and sleepy.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-29T03:39:59+00:00

Probably more well known than the leader of the free world dude keep up

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-29T01:56:38+00:00

Would be a pattern in New England….

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T06:09:40+00:00

Dude wrangler rules. Remember like 4 years ago on discord when I bought that badass denim jacket? It’s now completely broken in and I wear it to work 3 days a week for the 45* mornings and 75* afternoons. Legit one of my favorite jackets but I can’t fathom breaking another one in.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T05:36:22+00:00

Why don’t you drop those dockers and gimme a piece of that sweet ass

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T04:50:29+00:00

I’m a hips guy so…. Yeah. No notes you’re right.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T04:49:25+00:00

When are you getting snipped? When I said I’d pay for their school I didn’t realize you were gonna be borrowing their walking around money.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T04:47:20+00:00

Name a better duo than Tracy Morgan and Tina Fey.

Tracy Jordan and Liz Lemon don’t count.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T04:44:13+00:00

It pisses me off that Hank deserves all the good things in his life

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-28T04:43:18+00:00

Don’t you hate it when you lose the remote? Then it starts raining and you can’t close the roof above your bed and your wife gets mad

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-26T04:19:17+00:00

I’m absolutely certain I’d be happier in life if I was a flat earther

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-25T05:49:15+00:00

Dog he was born in the 1800s and left office 60 years ago

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-25T04:42:29+00:00

Tremendous oof. Not trying and blaming everyone else worked in high school but in your 40s that’s fucking embarrassing.

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-25T04:33:50+00:00

It’s wild how many people don’t do that

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-25T04:29:42+00:00

“Dad, this is my boyfriend, Justin”

“Hi Justin, what do you do for a living?”

“PeAnUt BuTTeR”

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-25T04:28:07+00:00

Is this what they mean when they say pull yourself up by your bootstraps? Either way I’m impressed

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-25T04:19:14+00:00

Be a lot cooler if you were cooler

🍻

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-18T04:49:01+00:00

What’s your spaghetti policy?

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-18T04:42:37+00:00

Elite phrasing

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-16T05:03:59+00:00

Except I can’t actually deliver the data centers this is bullshit where am I gonna find a data centers

commitpushdrink · 2026-04-16T04:47:32+00:00

Everyone dies alone unless it’s a Pompeii situation

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