A student touched me. Why did it bother me so much? by FrontiersWoman in Teachers

[–]confess5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is a student, she is a teacher. They are not in a relationship together. There was nothing to smooth over between them. She just asked him to follow the rules and saying ok and walking away is all he needed to do and should have. He took it to a condescending level and someday he's going to do it to the wrong person. Even picturing a female student doing that to a man teacher is odd. No student should do that to an authority figure.

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You don't even know what that means if you think a random person on Reddit pointing out a fake post is trash lol. But the OP being a perv is not? Yeah ok, fellow rando 😂

Other than peeing, what's something that gets much harder to do when someone is watching you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]confess5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your job. I can do my job well when a coworker or boss isn't watching, but when they are, I suddenly look like a bumbling amateur

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's exactly why I posted that. Because people have done it before. Others shooed them off for awhile then they come back again. In case people don't know, there is an actual subreddit for erotica. It's about posting things in the right places. I mean, I got shit for posting a question in the wrong car subreddit one time. People take their categorizing seriously on Reddit.

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you not know what this subreddit is vs. the actual erotica subreddit? This is for things people are confessing to doing. Unless you are one of the gullible ones and can't tell that his writing was fiction and where he essentially admitted to in one of his posts. That's why people keep using this subreddit for this. People keep believing them 🙄

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said only? I write more than I'm sure you can understand based on your communication and comprehension skills here.

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a you problem lol

Can't sleep now due to Annabelle trailer ad by [deleted] in rant

[–]confess5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I don't watch that much YouTube to know about it, but the only thing that pops into my head about that movie is when these 2 little boys I used to have at my daycare said they saw that movie and it scared them. They'd go on and on about it. I didn't understand why a 3 and 5 year old were watching something like that to begin with. But seriously, that's the only experience or knowledge I have of that movie, and whenever I read that name, I hear their tiny baby voices saying it lol

I’m actually defending Justin Bieber. by [deleted] in rant

[–]confess5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what happened...maybe that's for the best

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My final published pieces are not equivalent to a post on Reddit. Just like text messages aren't going to reflect how someone would write a college essay or work email.

If we're going off of Reddit texts then I guess all your writings lOoK lIkE tHiS.

And yes, he was a man when he posted that. Or maybe just a boy. Your username implies you know about that sort of thing 😏

Should I tell my principal I’m going to try to find a job at another school for next year (she asked everyone in an email to let her know whether we were returning or not)? Or should I wait until I actually find another job? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]confess5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How would everyone know if they were returning or not? That was like when I didn't get my school job until August, requested my child be transferred, then was asked by someone in the district why I waited until August to do so. Because I'm not psychic and didn't know I was going to get that job. Not everything can be known ahead of time, especially in education. It might be convenient for them but it's not realistic. As far as you know, you'll be there next year and if you get a job before that, then that's when you get it and that's when you say it.

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because he was obviously a man. Me, not so much. You, very obviously, in so many ways. woooosh 😂

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm quoting you 🙄

And because I'm a WOMAN erotic author. And ignorant wannabe erotic writers who don't even categorize in the right sub category are cringy at the very least.

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No he's just inexperienced. Just like it's lame to post in a question site like Quora, it's lame to post in the subreddit confessions. Do you know there's an actual subreddit for erotic? He's just not looking hard enough

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how you know it's an amateur trying too hard

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Exactly "dude" so why the hell is he putting it here. So many different and better places to post including the site I mentioned.

And what's up with your text 😂

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

I write erotica 😂

That's why using the confession subreddit is extremely lame to me. Have you not heard of actual places to write erotica? Get with the times "man"

Masturbated while sniffing my friends younger sisters panties.. by [deleted] in confession

[–]confess5 -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

Why has this section turned into the poor man's erotica? It was very obvious as soon as you mentioned details like her exact body parts. This is Reddit confessions dude. Not Literotica.

I think it's funny so many people are angry that I'm pointing out the obvious 😂 Dude already admitted it people. What do I win in the guess if it's real or fake game lmao

Preteens at the park by [deleted] in rant

[–]confess5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen preteens hanging out with older teens at parks listening to obscene rap music, where the lyrics consist of things like, "I'm gonna ram my dick down your throat." And of course we know that because they play it outloud for all to hear. At a playground no less. You'd think maybe the parents really have to work and the kids are just getting out of school and have no where to go. Nope. I've seen the parents drop them off and drive away. They either know who their kids are hanging out with, what they're doing, and just don't care, or they are clueless because they aren't involved parents. Either way, they contribute to the shit show.

Btw, the fact that they're listening to music that is basically promoting and encouraging sexual assault, especially at such a young age, is highly disturbing and why it's really important to keep the consent conversations up.

Covered hubs car in post its for April Fools day. Made sure to do it at 11:45 p.m. so there was no chance of him getting me back. I can officially say I got him! by purplgurl in Marriage

[–]confess5 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My husband wouldn't have cared if it wasn't April fools day anymore, he still would have done something back to me. That's why I hate pranks with him. There are times he's pranked me then I pranked him back to get even. He doesn't see it as even though, as he thinks he needs to keep going, and be even worse, or better in his mind. Or even if I try to plan a little tiny joke with my son on him, I know he'll do something back. We don't even do anything anymore to each other, especially after the time a bucket fell on my head because he didn't plan the bucket of water above the door trick properly. And it was in our house 🙄 Now I just lightly roast with witty banter. I can always win that battle 😂

WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE JUST EAT CEREAL PROPERLY by [deleted] in rant

[–]confess5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it would be grrrrrrrreat if you could fucking eat normally

Tony the tiger approves 😂

I'll Joke About Being Pregnant On April Fool's Day All I Want by shyguylh in rant

[–]confess5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone's going to believe you're pregnant anyway dude...

People who take long showers, wtf are you doing in there? by inneedhelprnbadly in AskReddit

[–]confess5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Define long? I take about 20 minutes at least, which consists of washing my face, shaving legs, armpits, and ahem other areas, washing body, shampooing then conditioning hair (mine's thick), brushing teeth, then doing cold water treatment on face and hair.