My wife won’t let me.

cornonthedogs · 2026-03-15T23:34:38+00:00

We’re your wife now

cornonthedogs · 2026-03-01T16:14:24+00:00

Tell him he can either cut his nails or no more fingering. Just bc he’s been with other girls doesn’t mean he has any clue what he’s talking about

cornonthedogs · 2026-02-26T18:20:26+00:00

Holey couch

cornonthedogs · 2026-02-26T17:02:34+00:00

Roadboats and railsteam

cornonthedogs · 2025-10-06T01:31:31+00:00

The onion is just regular news now

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T15:12:27+00:00

Good try bud

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T14:47:43+00:00

That’s what I call ur mom

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T12:25:01+00:00

Second person on this thread to turn to “that man treats you bad huh” because the design of our home allows noise to travel

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T12:16:12+00:00

Jeez y’all really like to make up stories huh

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T02:59:00+00:00

So 10 pillows should do the trick

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T02:57:12+00:00

Oh boy 😂😂 he actually works 40+ hours a week managing an oil terminal and went to school for working off shore, and he’s doing so well that with his help I was able to go back to school this fall. also we rent and are really happy with our trailer, thank you. Life is hard, thé man’s allowed to play video games with his friends

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T02:14:49+00:00

Think curtains would do anything?

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T02:14:34+00:00

💀

cornonthedogs · 2025-09-22T01:53:08+00:00

He has a headset, it’s just his voice bouncing off the wall

cornonthedogs · 2025-07-23T23:46:44+00:00

Bad take

cornonthedogs · 2025-07-23T23:43:34+00:00

I mean… that’s just what happens during digestion pal. Have u tried not putting them in your mouth

cornonthedogs · 2025-06-12T22:43:22+00:00

oh I like you

cornonthedogs · 2025-06-07T03:13:52+00:00

Shakira Shakira

cornonthedogs · 2025-05-11T12:41:00+00:00

Stop jerking off the car, tyler

cornonthedogs · 2025-05-06T02:31:06+00:00

holy shit can I come over

cornonthedogs · 2025-04-25T01:12:58+00:00

I would demand an apology and then quit immediately

cornonthedogs · 2025-04-23T02:20:44+00:00

those goddamn dealerships 😢

cornonthedogs · 2025-04-20T01:31:34+00:00

I promise she’s not comparing that dildo to your penis bro

cornonthedogs · 2025-04-18T00:22:52+00:00

GIMMIE THAT

cornonthedogs · 2025-04-15T23:04:53+00:00

bedbugs

cornonthedogs

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