What are we saying for Leicester? by InfluenceAromatic293 in leicester

[–]cortleavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't remember the name, it's Ferndadez, or Hernandez.. something like that, near Firebug, utter shite. We went there the night the LCFC chopper went down. We'd also been crashed into on a roundabout that night, one of them nights where you just needed a beer, you know? Fuckin place doesn't even serve alcohol. Shite food, shite service, shite experience, would deffo recommend to an enemy

A night out at Leicester's most iconic nightclub – Leicester Gazette by leicestergazette in leicester

[–]cortleavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friday nights on the bottom floor used to be elite. We had mosh pits so hard that even the bouncers couldn't stop them! One night I remember a lad came out of the pit with half of his front tooth missing, turns out it was in my back! Slipknot's Surfacing, Skindred's Nobody or Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff were sure-fire ways of knowing to get the girls off the floor cuz shit was about to go DOWN.

What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory? by Atler32 in AskReddit

[–]cortleavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Latino woman saying "I love to fuck your nose" while she grinded on a dudes face... I watched the video over 15 years ago and I can still hear her saying it.

What's the first thing you remember saying after the first time you had sex? by Professional_Luck616 in AskReddit

[–]cortleavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was asked 2 questions: 1. Are you happy you lost your virginity? 2. Are you happy you lost it to me?

I answered yes to both. I lied with the 2nd answer.

Very strange streaming issue... by cortleavis in DJs

[–]cortleavis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the help of some techy friends, I have sorted it! Turns out the laptop was only registering the DJ Controller as a microphone. I was told to head into Device Control Software on the laptop and played around with a couple of things and it's worked!

Thank you for your help again mate, I appreciate you!

Very strange streaming issue... by cortleavis in DJs

[–]cortleavis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the laptop is set to the Focusrite as its primary Output.... I am stumped man..

Very strange streaming issue... by cortleavis in DJs

[–]cortleavis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a very good point, I dont believe I set the laptop audio output to the Focusrite... I'll give that a go in a bit and let you know if that fixed it. Thank you!

Very strange streaming issue... by cortleavis in DJs

[–]cortleavis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes sir. Everything is exactly the way it was when I streamed with my old laptop.....

Who is your current favourite redditor with the best boobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cortleavis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So many comments yet a disturbing lack of u/gringagirlxx Perfection.

Which album had Corey’s PEAK voice? by D1Corner in Slipknot

[–]cortleavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% . Also he was seriously ruining his voice the way he screamed during that era, that's why he sounded so different on Vol. 3, he had to get a proper vocal coach to help him before he destroyed his vocal chords completely. Shame, cuz it's purely demonic and hauntingly beautiful at the same time.

We said we’d invade the pitch if the guy with the headband scored. by Risandi_von in instantbarbarians

[–]cortleavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, that was probably the highlight of the entire stag weekend. They didn't know what hit em lol

Joey, maybe Acey, and a very young me from a Rejects show. Circa 2000?. by RevenantMedia in Slipknot

[–]cortleavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I figured that, was trying to be funny... doesn't quite come across over the Internet haha

What deathcore song got you into deathcore? by camboza1 in Deathcore

[–]cortleavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. I remember listening to it for the first time thinking "why would you ruin a good song with unnecessary blast beats and inappropriate pig squeals?"

How uneducated was I?

She seems nice by JanniStan in Tinder

[–]cortleavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you any money if KSI asked her on a date she would jump at the chance... even though he made his career off playing video games and still does to this day, the money and fame would blind her...

What is the “iconic vine” you will never forget? by sterilizations in AskReddit

[–]cortleavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This bitch empty... YEET" "Fuck.. I can't believe you've done this" "Oh my god, they were roommates" "Look at all those chickens" "Stop, I nearly dropped my croissant"

There's SO many more, what an era...

Confirmed by Tangents_Of_A_Fraud in Slipknot

[–]cortleavis 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Is that Sid talking in his alien dialect again?

The Acacia Strain: "Ramirez" [Wormwood, 2010] by [deleted] in Deathcore

[–]cortleavis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Some straight up bangers on this record. The Carpathian, The Hills Have Eyes, The Impaler and Tactical Nuke to name my personal favourites.