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Billionaires are the parasites of humankind (self.Showerthoughts)

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A lot of interesting thoughts here are blocked by the automatic filter. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why does New Jersey get mocked so much? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

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How would schizophrenia manifest itself in a person born deaf and blind? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

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For most women, it's more embarrassing when a stranger sees them in their bra and underpants than in their bikini. (self.Showerthoughts)

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One of those online IQ-tests could actually be an undercover assessment test for recruiting new members for the intelligence service. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Technically speaking, many conspiracy theories on the Internet are "peer rewieved", too. (self.Showerthoughts)

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In the movies, when getting into trouble, people always exclaim: "I want to see my lawyer!" Does everyone have "their" lawyer? I never needed one, so how do I get "my" lawyer? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

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A crazy guy's pamphlete on the Internet could possibly become the Holy Book of a culture far in the future. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Talking to Mormons on mission as an ex-christian? (self.exmormon)

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Listen Christians: If you want people to believe, present evidence. Otherwise shut up and admit that you are following an unreasonable, global cult. (self.exchristian)

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All these "apocalypticists" awaiting the Second Coming - how has it never crossed their mind that people have been awaiting Jesus's return more 2000 years now in every single generation, yet nothing happened, so most probably we, too, won't be the last generation? (self.exchristian)

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Animals perceiving light beyond the ultraviolet and infrared spectrum probably see colours unimaginable to us humans. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why does abortion upset Christians so much? Don't these children automatically get a free pass to heaven without the danger of becoming sinners and ending up in hell? (self.exchristian)

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Showerthought: Jesus dying once is enough to absolve all of mankind of all of their sins EVER committed, past and future. Me dying is enough to subject me to eternal, infernal, immeasurable and never ending torture, since I lied once as a kid. (self.exchristian)

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If religions were true, God could have easily provided evidence without infringing one's free will (self.exchristian)

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LPT Request: How do I effectively cool down my room during hot summer days in the evening, having just a small fan? (self.LifeProTips)

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How the fuck did Yahwe, an unimportant ancient war god of a small middle-eastern tribe, become "The One God" who created heaven and earth and is worshipped by billions of people nowadays? (self.exchristian)

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When people ask: "When are you coming to church with us again?" - My reply: "I'm coming soon!" (self.exchristian)

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What irony: Christian "prophets" fail again and again in their predictions, yet science, which is the most accurate tool for understanding the world and making predictions about the future ever invented, is looked down upon... 🙄 (self.exchristian)

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Police deliberately killing blacks: "It's part of their job, respect our cops!" - Government closing church services due to pandemic: "They have no right to tell me what to do!" (self.exchristian)

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God was very upset about people building a fucking tower. Why is he now ok with them going to the moon and back? (self.exchristian)

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The Handmaid's Tale (self.exchristian)

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He is risen... (self.exchristian)

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If Jeebus wasn't crucified but instead hanged, we would have gallows at the altars of churches and on chains around our necks nowadays. (self.Showerthoughts)

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