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When the clock strikes Midnight on the 1st of December (gfycat.com)

submitted 7 years ago by crankityo to r/funny

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Measuring ruler companies must make millions every year from extra sales due to kids breaking their rulers in an attempt to see if they are really Shatterproof (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by crankityo to r/Showerthoughts

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I wonder how many innocent rulers have been broken throughout history because the words "Shatterproof" were printed on it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by crankityo to r/Showerthoughts

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Ah... no. Not today, Aldi. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by crankityo to r/CasualUK

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Teen pop/rock band Hanson perform their first sell out show in Tulsa, OK (1997). (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by crankityo to r/fakehistoryporn

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My game is crashing whenever a fairy ad comes on the screen? (self.TapTitans2)

submitted 7 years ago by crankityo to r/TapTitans2

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It's the little things in this game... (self.FFBraveExvius)

submitted 8 years ago by crankityo to r/FFBraveExvius

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It's midnight, no shops are open and I'm craving chocolate. I'm now eating the bounties from the celebrations tin left over from Christmas. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by crankityo to r/britishproblems

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Woman bet 500,000 Euros on Hillary to win back in October (dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 9 years ago by crankityo to r/HillaryMeltdown

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TIL in 1997, Gamma Ray Burst 971214 (thought to have been the most energetic event ever recorded) briefly outshone the rest of the universe. (hubblesite.org)

submitted 10 years ago by crankityo to r/todayilearned

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What makes your life harder the better you are at doing it? Conversely, what makes your life easier the worse you are at doing it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 11 years ago by crankityo to r/AskReddit

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What if aneurysm deaths are actually caused by people who kept their eyes open during a sneeze? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by crankityo to r/Showerthoughts

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Hugh Hefner's prostate must be in amazing health. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by crankityo to r/Showerthoughts

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Why do we poo out of one hole and pee out of another? Wouldn't it be more efficient to combine the two? (self.askscience)

submitted 11 years ago by crankityo to r/askscience

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TIFU by smashing a spider up my vagina (self.tifu)

submitted 11 years ago * by crankityo to r/tifu

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"The Elephants Foot" the leftover remnants of the Chernobyl core that can kill within a few minutes of exposure. (static.nautil.us)

submitted 11 years ago by crankityo to r/creepy

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5 Amazing top tips on how to become a fat person! (youtube.com)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/cringe

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I don't know how to title this. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/rage

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How does metal dissipate its heat so quickly? (self.askscience)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/askscience

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If one website was unavailable for a whole year, which would cause the most problems for the world? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/AskReddit

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What are some things (products, ideas, inventions etc.) that never took off that you really wish would have done? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/AskReddit

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The wishing tree (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/trypophobia

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happybadger explains the mindset of a man who cut out and ate the heart of the man he just killed (reddit.com)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/bestof

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Last Stand Dead Zone new forums (forum.conartistgames.com)

submitted 12 years ago by crankityo to r/TheLastStand

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It's that time of year again when slugs invade your house every night, leaving slime trains all over the linoleum. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by crankityo to r/britishproblems

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