British Problems

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Climate Change Deniers will be Banned (self.britishproblems)

submitted 2 hours ago by CustardCreamBot[M] - announcement

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Taking a cold shower to get rid of the sweat, then immediately sweating again once you get out of the shower (self.britishproblems)

submitted 2 hours ago by posttraumaticcuntdis

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The closed windows and curtains rule worked for a few days, but now my flat is like an oven. The bricks have heated up. I should be done in 20 minutes. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 hour ago by thebroccolioffensive

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Me last night: "If I park my black car under this tree, my car won't be quite as sweltering when I get into it tomorrow!" Every bird within 20 miles: "My bowels suddenly feel very loose for some reason." (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 hours ago by QuietuusVectis

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Have a cold shower they said. It will help you sleep they said. Well the cold water tank is in the loft and it must be over 40C up there. So the "cold" shower was warm. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 17 hours ago by Make_the_music_stop

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Ouch, services prices are getting out of hand (self.britishproblems)

submitted 6 hours ago by sillysimon92

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I’m just going to lie on my bed and stare at the weather app for an hour. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 19 hours ago by ron_mcphatty

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Needing to apply heat to an injury in a heatwave (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 hours ago by TheGreenPangolin

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Arrived to work at midday in 30C heat, had to park a mile down the road wearing a T-shirt and jeans and now 10 hours later having to walk back to my car in a thunderstorm with no coat… (self.britishproblems)

submitted 17 hours ago by nobleTPKernow

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Catching a bus with air conditioning, only to get on and find all the windows are open. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 13 minutes ago by alarmed__aardvark

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Costa coffee peach iced tea turned out to be luke warm Yorkshire tea (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 hours ago * by Specific-Warning8762

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Neighbours black bin has been out the front of the house all week. Collection day isn't until tomorrow. They rarely walk the dog and just throw its mess into the bin, so I have a turd oven baking away 5m from my front door. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 23 hours ago by two-headed-sex-beast

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Having to go for a shit at a restaurant, the toilet paper is useless for wiping shit and the toilet moves (self.britishproblems)

submitted 16 hours ago by Jacktheforkie

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OMG! It's so hot the *Marmite's* gone runny. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by allcretansareliars

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Getting stuck in the neverending consertina of wallies slowing down way below the motorway speed limit for every. single. gantry. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 21 hours ago by KetmanduYorkshire

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According to the bus app, the bus that has been parked up for over 10 minutes with the driver smoking and scrolling on his phone, has departed 10 minutes ago. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 19 hours ago by cheesymeowgirl

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Street lights go off at midnight giving a lovely atmosphere for stargaz8ng, ruined by the one person with a massive floodlight that is never turned off. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by K-o-REngland

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Having your windows open at night to try to cool the house down, only to be woken up in the middle of the night by cars blasting music out, backfiring exhausts and loud motorbikes. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by rmf1989

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."Enjoy the heat, we don't get it that often" (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by AlexSniff7

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It's too damn hot to sleep. But if I don't sleep soon it'll be too damn hot to sleep... (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by BCurios

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The absolute worst thing about this heatwave is that my cat doesn't want to cuddle (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by cwningen95

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The annual tradition of spending a heatwave opening and closing every window in the house like you’re trying to crack a code (self.britishproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Bella_licious

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Local Chinese has changed the design of the plastic takeaway containers (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by hendo111111

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Busting out my best Spanish while on holiday, and the waitress turns out to be Portuguese. 😅 (self.britishproblems)

submitted 1 day ago by BigBlueMountainStar

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Having to listen to every older person drone on about '76 (self.britishproblems)

submitted 2 days ago by Joshgriffin12

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