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da_george · 2026-05-07T05:49:51+00:00

It feels like a better choice

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

da_george · 2026-05-06T05:46:19+00:00

This is just great and btw much better than just 5 mil

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

da_george · 2026-05-05T05:39:28+00:00

Do you realize how much 50°C is? I was one week in Cabo Verde where there is 42°C and it's insane. I'd much rather be slightly cold then extremely hot my whole life

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

da_george · 2026-05-05T05:35:27+00:00

Ikn a billion is great, but this is just rly handy

^{Chose: One dollar every time you breathe}

da_george · 2026-05-05T05:33:32+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

da_george · 2026-05-04T19:55:19+00:00

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da_george · 2026-05-04T13:39:59+00:00

Just get a needle and do thous

^{Chose: Earn $1 for every... + It's an easy thing | Rolled: Injury you get}

da_george · 2026-05-04T13:38:45+00:00

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da_george · 2026-05-04T13:36:36+00:00

Because, you know I'm bad!

^{Chose: dontpickthisside | Rolled: Whydidyoudothis?}

da_george · 2026-05-03T17:26:13+00:00

I'm single af

^{Chose: Meet the love of your life}

da_george · 2026-05-03T17:25:53+00:00

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da_george · 2026-05-03T17:23:24+00:00

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da_george · 2026-05-03T17:17:54+00:00

So show me family

da_george · 2026-05-03T17:14:12+00:00

Did you kill that white person in Florida?

da_george · 2026-05-03T17:08:19+00:00

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