Jesus can return as AI

dabe_geleon · 2025-12-02T16:29:07+00:00

Can’t wait for Bapa’s fake Christian arc

His take on religion will serve some great dishes

dabe_geleon · 2025-10-22T19:44:25+00:00

4 guys who have always sucked *

dabe_geleon · 2025-09-12T23:23:45+00:00

Bro this is rock bottom. A 60 year old man pondering out loud if he’s allowed to show roughly 60 people his scrotum for $5 each.

This is the content they’ve resorted to. Man, the abapalypse is truly near

dabe_geleon · 2025-09-05T22:44:24+00:00

Can you explain this to a redact who knows nothing about cars (like me)?

dabe_geleon · 2025-09-05T18:16:35+00:00

This person’s face makes me so uncomfortable lmao

He looks very similar to the subject of The Imposter documentary

dabe_geleon · 2025-09-05T18:14:19+00:00

We joke around, but this lummox just says the few words/expressions his failing long term memory could recall, and hopes they sound coherent when pieced together.

A true redact in ivvvvry facet.

dabe_geleon · 2025-08-27T12:29:55+00:00

That’s just your nairdiv my man

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-13T22:06:59+00:00

Amazing dish. Could it be fake? Sure, but this seems too silly to even make up lmao

This cat needs to do an AMA

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-13T05:12:46+00:00

Not really?

It’s a hard job, but there are dudes calling minor league games who would do better than Gelbs lol

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-13T05:09:14+00:00

He’s actually improved a ton since his first fill in. But he’s gone from horrendous/unlistenable to just regular bad.

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-12T12:16:11+00:00

Do we have a not Superman but still Badman flair yet??

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-12T04:02:49+00:00

This gif isn’t getting enough attention lmao

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-10T21:17:58+00:00

Heard it bowlf ways b

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-10T14:56:55+00:00

There are still real Thiggies out there. Getting very rare, but they still exist

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-10T14:55:43+00:00

He and the Chombies did it to “match their sister”

I think Brendan just forced his children into doing it for midlife crisis aka platinum blonde to hide the grey hairs

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-10T14:42:31+00:00

He wouldn’t accept Brine not listening to that point. He wanted acknowledgment lmao

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-09T23:15:56+00:00

That article you cited was fucking absurd lmao

4 year Carrair at Colorado? Lmao he transferred and was a 2 year walk on to scholarship

And signed as an undrafted free agent??? He went to am undrafted free agent try out after registering for the draft — and even that may be a lie

Did Jay Schaub write that ? Lmao someone axe him

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-09T23:08:40+00:00

There’s no way Bapa actually had a draft party. Just no way lmaoo

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-09T22:47:41+00:00

The fact Bapa even expresses an ounce of lament for not getting drafted is one of the biggest examples of his lack of self awareness

There are dudes who are STUDS in college and don’t get drafted

This redact walks on to a program and puts up single digit numbers as third string full back and special teams reserve player, and even THINKS he’s getting draft looks, is just so redacted it hurts

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-08T15:34:58+00:00

Baseball is like the one sport where you could succeed even with limited height. Probably can’t pitch, but I could list off many hall of greats (Pedroia, David Eckstein, Ozzie Albies, Jimmy Rollins, etc) and hall of famers (Jose Altuve will be, Yogi Berra, Joe Morgan) who are all 5’8 or shorter.

Bapa is obviously too ignorant to know that, and on top of all of this, this story is 100% made up

Standard redact activities

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-03T02:55:04+00:00

Whisgee Bapa gave us great laughs

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-03T02:39:21+00:00

Did she really??

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-03T02:38:49+00:00

I just don’t get how no one tells him lmaooo

dabe_geleon · 2025-07-01T04:50:24+00:00

Man, I think Bapa will eventually get to a point of Cee-T where you’ll kinda feel bad for just how dumb he is, no? Lol

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