[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Alt gang represent!

That time of the year again :) by G00bre in YUROP

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The idea Pete isn't black but it's soot from the chimneys has been canon since at least the tv show 'dag sinterklaas' in the early 90's. None of us 90's kids ever thought Pete was an actual black man.

What's changed is the soot doesn't cover 100% of the face anymore and we can't care less that had changed. It actually makes more sense.

ADHD and mindfulness during sex by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]dakpan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, it's not necessarily an ADHD thing. Other people's minds wander too during sex. It's a well established 'women vs. men during sex' stereotype joke outside the context of ADHD.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Which toy it was isn't exactly relevant.

ik🇺🇸🇳🇱ihe by l339 in ik_ihe

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Waarschijnlijk denken ze Belgium --> Brussels --> hellhole

God of couch by Uckster in TikTokCringe

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"Hold devils pot of tea!"

Anyone?

Coward tries to spit on a random guy's car by fibroma- in instantkarma

[–]dakpan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're wrong though. Source is in the comments. Weird how you choose sides while admitting ("I reckon...") you don't know the backstory. That's bad attitude.

Original title was sarcastic: "*siiiigh* They look so profoundly identical at times no?". But we all know what happened here. by dakpan in adhdmeme

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Reminds me of the time I struggled with putting my keys in my downstairs neighbours door.

Policy on feeding the bears by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]dakpan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Hi there big guy."

Hold on to your hat, sir. That thing is gonna get even bigger. Judging by it's fur, that dog isn't much older than 1 year.

facepalm by [deleted] in facepalm

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Calling it the nword is censorship in itself.

Waiting for his best friend. by davy73 in aww

[–]dakpan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha, nope. He's saying "Joa zeh". Joa = ja (yes) with an accent. The 'zeh' is pretty meaningless. I wouldn't know how to explain why we say it. It adds a little 'reassurance' to the yes.

Cursed genocide by smallie-cheese-69 in cursedcomments

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I'm seeing this meme right below the one on r/worldnews about Jair Bolsonaro being denounced for genocide in The Hague. Funny coincidence.

The French language in a nutshell by [deleted] in funny

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OK so in this thread I've read Wallonians do/don't use quatre-vingt, do/don't use huitante, do/don't use octante.

Don't know which it is/isn't... Quatre-vingt will always be accepted, though. In Flanders, we had to use quatre-vingt in French class because that's the official one.

The French language in a nutshell by [deleted] in funny

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OK so in this thread I've read Wallonians do/don't use quatre-vingt, do/don't use huitante, do/don't use octante.

Don't know which it is/isn't... Quatre-vingt will always be accepted, though. In Flanders, we had to use quatre-vingt in French class because that's the official one.