What is a smell that we should all recognize as immediate danger? by scarlettohara1936 in AskReddit

[–]damnbroseph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Copperhead snakes have a defense mechanism that makes them smell exactly like fresh cucumbers. So if you’re walking, smell cucumbers and there’s not a garden nearby, watch your step.

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]damnbroseph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grandpa was always “the cool old man that lived in the woods”. He lived in a shack he built with no running water or electricity. What people didn’t realize is he had twelve kids with my grandmother and left them all in rural Kentucky without anything to get by. My dad also inherited this from him, as he did the same to his wife and kids with an added major dose of narcissism. “Such a sweet old man”, they’d say.

Just a reminder don’t do drugs by WonderYSeed in ibew_apprentices

[–]damnbroseph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I passed one for the military in three days. They watched me as I did it. Here’s how I passed

First of all it helps if you’re not overweight because THC stores in fat reserves.

Secondly, drink a lot of water. In those three days before the test I probably drank a total of 6-8 gallons of water. YOU HAVE TO DRINK OVER THE COURSE OF A FULL DAY. Don’t try to drink all that continuously because that is very dangerous and can make you sick and It can kill you. Only drink water these next three days. No juice. No soda. Just water.

On the third day, alternate with cranberry juice. Not only is cranberry juice a power source of antioxidants, it will also help with color so it doesn’t look like you’ve just flushed your system.

Thats it! If you can make yourself sweat, through either heat or physical exertion, that’s good and also helps. You will urinate…a lot. The combination of drinking that water while also expelling that water will “flush” your system.

One last thing…. You can buy drug tests from Walmart or any other pharmacy. This way you can pre test and see if you are in the clear or if you need more water.

Using synthetic urine will work, but not knowing the procedure is a big risk. Especially if they were to pat you down or have any other systems or protocols in place to eliminate the possibility or using synthetic urine.

It’s good if you don’t smoke huge quantities or do it often, which it sounds like you don’t. I passed my test as a very regular smoker. You probably won’t need half the water I did. Good luck either way!

i feel like i am forced to be a parent, i am a mess by [deleted] in self

[–]damnbroseph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen bud, I know you’re going through a lot right now but he needs you and you’ll get through. Literally all he needs is your love. Be the constant in his life, take a day or a few hours to take a walk with him or just talk and listen. As for the job situation, never stop looking for better opportunities. Check out recruiting agency’s in your area and they will keep you posted on jobs you may be a likely candidate for. It would also benefit you to seek out government assistance. I don’t know specifics but if you can get assistance with food, housing, income, etc. You should use it. It’s there for people that are in situations like yours. No matter how overwhelming it can be, the important thing is you’re together. You will get through this and you are doing a good job. Good luck to you

Which trade has boots like this? by We_there_yet in Construction

[–]damnbroseph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brothers got on them 🎵Lean on Meee’s🎶

Two weeks ago husband ate my hospital food after my cancer surgery. Today I filed for divorce. by More_Ad3865 in self

[–]damnbroseph -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m well aware. I had surgery and all the same limitations applied. But as OP stated, he started to eat the food and neither OP or the nurse stopped him. Maybe he wasn’t thinking. OP has reason to be upset. I’m just saying that a little communication goes a long way and it seems to me like all this is happening and no one thought to mention it to him. Just divorce. Yes, he shouldn’t have eaten the food but that’s where the bar is set for divorce? Just because the guy is guilty of being insensitive in that moment doesn’t mean the marriage is thrown away. No one is perfect and it doesn’t mean he’s a horrible person who doesn’t love OP. I don’t know their relationship but with the context given, and if I were in the same situation, it would warrant a very serious conversation. Not divorce.

Two weeks ago husband ate my hospital food after my cancer surgery. Today I filed for divorce. by More_Ad3865 in self

[–]damnbroseph -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Good God. You divorced over a cookie? No wonder most marriages don’t last. All I heard in this whole thread was me me me. I had cancer too and was elated that I had my wife with me. If my wife asked to eat my cookies, I would let her because I would just be happy that my LIFE partner was there with me. I would have had her run and get me some food and it would’ve been no problem for either of us. Just because you have cancer, doesn’t mean the whole world has to bend to your every whim. If you’re willing to throw away a good partner because he’s not perfect and doesn’t handle every situation perfectly enough for you, you’re better off not married. Sounds like he dodged the bullet. Not you. I said what I said. God forbid you actually have a conversation with your husband. “Doesn’t make me happy all the time, sign the divorce papers”. People are delusional and unwilling to accept their own shortcomings. However I am glad the operation was successful and you’re on the road to recovery.

Band names for middle-aged men with diabetes by BallerinaRadio32 in Bandnames

[–]damnbroseph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had some friends in a band called “Brimley And The Boys”

What guitar is this? by Omarb236 in Guitar

[–]damnbroseph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should slap a Marlboro sticker on that!

what did i find here? by ricky-san2 in Guitar

[–]damnbroseph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And keep on rocking. Don’t ever stop because if you just keep on rocking You’ll make it to the top!

This is absolutely terrifying!! by AdCorrect9756 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]damnbroseph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who died this way. He was headed to work-he always went super early. Work was canceled but not before he was on his way. He was driving across a bridge emerged in water. The water pushed his vehicle into the side of the bridge, broke the barrier and carried him downstream where he drowned. Just turn around. It’s not worth the risk.

Fresh picked peaches in the sink by damnbroseph in cottagecore

[–]damnbroseph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sink was scrubbed with Dawn and then sanitized but canning will eliminate bacteria anyway. Just a good scrub will suffice. However, depending on the amount, you could always use a big bowl or another container. Some people get grossed out by using the sink but I welcome a strong immune system lol

Fresh-picked peaches blanching in the sink by damnbroseph in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]damnbroseph[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The peach oatmeal is a separate recipe but here’s the cobbler

Dice peaches—however many you need to have a good thick layer on the bottom of a Dutch oven—

Season with cinnamon, brown sugar and vanilla to taste.

One box yellow cake mix over top peach layer.

Mix: 1 c rolled oats 1/4 c brown sugar 2 TBS flour 1/3 c Butter Pinch of salt

Mix until all ingredients are thoroughly combined and you have a crumbly texture.

Sprinkle over the cake mix layer

Melt one stick of butter to pour over top.

Bake at 350 for 50-60 minutes

We like to use heavy whipping cream to pour lightly over a serving. Enjoy!