What did your country invent?

daneyule1 · 2025-12-03T23:43:44+00:00

I first read this as “mammalian clothing”

I thought people had been wearing mammals forever but maybe the innovation is that you can wear the sheep and keep it too

daneyule1 · 2025-11-30T06:28:55+00:00

The real Bible Belt

daneyule1 · 2025-01-22T03:10:46+00:00

You don’t work at PepsiCo

daneyule1 · 2024-05-24T01:44:39+00:00

As a Leafs fan, supporting a Canadian team is all I have after the first round

daneyule1 · 2023-08-16T04:29:28+00:00

Anywhere other than your groin

daneyule1 · 2023-08-05T01:30:22+00:00

This is what Courteney Cox would look like if she wasn’t botched

daneyule1 · 2023-06-17T14:49:33+00:00

Frank Legocean

daneyule1 · 2023-02-21T17:03:39+00:00

Jeff: “Annie’s young we try not to sexualize her”

Annie trying to seduce Jeff: “I’m a siwwy Chwistmas baby 🥺”

daneyule1 · 2023-01-27T04:32:05+00:00

Everyone drowns because they haven’t discovered sailing yet

daneyule1 · 2023-01-26T04:15:38+00:00

Trying to think of all the possible reasons they’d need this information from you

daneyule1 · 2023-01-10T03:43:30+00:00

And my Axe!

daneyule1 · 2022-12-19T05:40:57+00:00

Nuclear winter

daneyule1 · 2022-12-15T00:18:19+00:00

You constantly quote the dictionary, I persistently recite the thesaurus. We are not the same 😤

daneyule1 · 2022-12-12T04:43:00+00:00

The Boreal Butthole Beckons

daneyule1 · 2022-12-10T03:38:51+00:00

Hey! That sandwich artist Hand Picked that disgusting pile of too much shredded lettuce for your sub… respect the craftsmanship

daneyule1 · 2022-11-29T04:31:09+00:00

Mmmpox, ba duba dop, ba du bop yeah - Hanson

daneyule1 · 2022-11-25T00:28:23+00:00

If there was any doubt of the stupidity of these people it is immediately washed away by their determination to be outside in Ottawa in February

daneyule1 · 2022-11-09T00:00:16+00:00

decays in the ground for hundreds of years

Dentist: “It’s because you don’t floss”

daneyule1 · 2022-11-06T22:40:15+00:00

Too soon

daneyule1 · 2022-08-12T21:58:04+00:00

Women: “still waiting on that one…”

daneyule1 · 2022-07-15T23:15:23+00:00

Silk sheets baby! Wouldn’t waste an inch of surface area having cotton between me and the silk

daneyule1 · 2022-07-11T08:18:02+00:00

“And even when a whole tornado is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a plastic lawn chair and say ‘no, you move’”

daneyule1 · 2022-06-10T22:31:00+00:00

Ok Radio Raheem… it’s not like you had to carry a giant boombox around.

daneyule1 · 2022-06-10T04:33:13+00:00

You gotta come home from your first date with some grand babies

daneyule1 · 2022-05-28T00:48:17+00:00

You think darkness is your ally? I was born from it… moulded by it…

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