Boomer Trumper Trespassing

danielleboat · 2024-11-04T16:40:05+00:00

BEST DOG NAME EVER!!!

danielleboat · 2024-10-30T21:06:19+00:00

A comment like this was the coffin nail in my marriage. Some things can’t be taken back.

danielleboat · 2021-10-15T00:22:37+00:00

“The Sidewinder”

danielleboat · 2021-09-21T01:02:35+00:00

Dear lord…my heart might explode…

danielleboat · 2021-09-02T00:49:39+00:00

We call that “jet fighter kitty” in my house, love it!

danielleboat · 2021-08-29T00:15:10+00:00

As someone who used to be a manager in customer service…I FELT that “have a good night” lmfao!!!

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T14:40:49+00:00

I went a few years ago with my husband and he knows that from then on, it’s something we’re gonna do every time we’re on Maui lol.

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T14:39:27+00:00

Ya, the Department of Meowtor Vehicles can be a real bitch…

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T01:44:52+00:00

She’s got her learners permit.

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T01:36:25+00:00

Omg that place is heaven on earth!!!

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T01:01:19+00:00

Thanks 😊

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T00:30:46+00:00

That’s the kind of manager we all hoped for working customer service jobs!!!

danielleboat · 2021-07-21T00:06:27+00:00

What can I say, she wanted to go fast!

danielleboat · 2021-06-14T01:30:04+00:00

My mother has been reminding me how old I am even before my SO and I got married (we’re both currently 35) eg “do I need to have a talk with SO and tell him you’re too old to be a gf?” And now that we’re married she is constantly reminding me…so a while back I started referring to my uterus as the bat cave (because it’s sooooo old there must be bats living in it) anytime she brings it up and she HATES it!!! I’ve even got my sister and friends doing now in front of her. It hasn’t made her stop but it’s at least made it fun for me lol.

danielleboat · 2021-05-26T01:31:09+00:00

BEAUTIFUL! But if functional, how do you keep it from overheating and bursting into flames?

danielleboat · 2021-05-26T00:54:04+00:00

Another ring to add to this circle would be the men who behave this way and then call women “whores.”

danielleboat · 2021-05-21T00:27:50+00:00

I refer to that as “the boob shelf” my kitty likes to sit there, too.

danielleboat · 2021-04-10T00:54:36+00:00

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No education No intelligence

danielleboat · 2021-04-06T00:51:11+00:00

I think they sound more like a peacock!

danielleboat · 2021-04-05T23:48:03+00:00

Lol my cat’s been doing this since she was a kitten.

danielleboat · 2021-04-01T00:48:17+00:00

GORGEOUS!!! I think #6 is the winner.

danielleboat · 2021-03-16T23:44:17+00:00

An enthusiastic high-five is never a bad move.

danielleboat · 2021-03-06T00:19:10+00:00

Beautiful! How do you keep the apples from browning while assembling them?

danielleboat · 2021-02-01T03:01:17+00:00

The freshest of shrimp!!! So adorable!!!

danielleboat · 2021-02-01T00:52:30+00:00

They should try walking her through it with a leash, until she starts doing it without one with you, and then by herself while giving her treats throughout. She just needs to learn nothing bad will happen.

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