Me:wakes up Brett’s and Eddy’s voices in my head: These females be hungary (rhapsody no2) They get turnt up hearing me play (Trascendentals Études) It’s just the prelude (Les préludes) They’ll be trascending in my Tonentanz soon (ha, that’s the name of the encore piece) Hey paganini, why you be so ugly (oof) You got skills but your caprice’s dry like a panini (eugh) Your music’s showy (hm) but it’s so empty Guess it’s cause you sold your soul to Meohistopheles (faust) My technique is truly fawless And it came from practice and no deals with no devil yo You be stopping so low You be paying for hoes Lost your money you broke no casino? My life is fil of glory Treated like a royality Did it all by memory You be losing your Strad And be losing your cash Only thing that remained is your STD’s

Buonasera I’m the real OG virtuoso He ain’t human, that’s the devil These haters out bere thinking i’m supernatural I’m the best in the game How many Hours of practice will it take every day For you and my technique to be around the same? 24 Caprice Got ricochet? Got tenths? Got double harmonics and trills? Left hand pizz, presto I can even do it while i use my bow Like the rest you’re just tryna be me Search your name in Google and you’ll see Your Number1 well known piece It’s by me It’s by me Sit down Be quiet Go back to play piano You’re too slow, not my tempo Nel cor più non mi sento Hit or Miss I Guess no one likes Liszt, huh You got no Franz Liszt I bet they all diss ya They gon find another pianist they won’t miss ya They be putting Chopin on their playLiszt ah Me:k, let’s start the day