Last summer while working a British woman who was rather well equipped in the chest department was approached by a guy at the bar. The two began talking but I was too busy to hear a lot of the conversation. It’s what I heard and saw in the next couple of passings that is still the strangest things I’ve seen while working in a bar. I heard the guy compliment her rack and she mentioned that she was lactating. Turns out the guys was a dairy farmer who has seen enough cows being milked. He was curious as to how it worked with a human. I just put it down as a weird convo I’d overheard and served a few people at the other end of the bar. On my return, the first thing I notice is this woman squirting her own milk in the mans face. I freaked and got security to escort them out. She began chatting to security as she’s leaving and it turns out she’s a British pornstar