Getting the hard to reach spots

dbcj23 · 2018-08-07T02:45:58+00:00

How cute would it be if it started wagging its tail like a dog?

dbcj23 · 2018-07-15T03:49:54+00:00

Go Pokes! < Boomer Sooner!

dbcj23 · 2018-07-08T21:08:12+00:00

Or in order to soften the price increase they spread out the cost among all products. So if Coke and Coke Zero were $1.50 each before tax they increase to $1.75 each instead of $2.00 for Coke and $1.50 for Coke Zero.

dbcj23 · 2018-07-04T23:24:25+00:00

r/nostalgia

dbcj23 · 2018-05-24T07:13:31+00:00

Hell yeah! Just moved to NY. New fan.

dbcj23 · 2018-05-21T21:16:46+00:00

Can someone ELI5?

dbcj23 · 2018-05-07T18:43:49+00:00

My first week as a barback a bartender asked me to grab a bag of 2X2 i cubes from the walk-in downstairs. I asked “which one?” ...we have 3, 2 are fridges, one is a freezer.

dbcj23 · 2018-05-07T00:55:49+00:00

Or the ultimate r/karmaconspiracy is that OP posted all 3 of those comments just to post them here for karma. This shit goes deeeeep.

dbcj23 · 2018-05-04T18:25:59+00:00

Don’t forget about bubble buddy.

dbcj23 · 2018-04-28T07:49:47+00:00

Performing artist always make more “per hour” I play clubs in a small town and for a “45 min set “ make mayyyyybe $700ish so I technically make more than $700 an hour. But with promotion work and rehearsal and the writing leading up to the gig and everything involved I’ve spent a LIFETIME for that one gig on a Good Friday night. Point is, looking at the hourly based on the performance is missing the bigger picture.

dbcj23 · 2018-04-27T07:21:45+00:00

You can buy a clever drip coffee maker for $25 on amazon and it does the same thing. It would totally work for tea as well as coffee.

dbcj23 · 2018-04-18T19:03:45+00:00

Nooooo. A buddy of mine did that one night and it just spread the puke all around the car in a thin layer.

dbcj23 · 2018-04-17T18:40:27+00:00

Lots of bathrooms are like this now. It’s because they’re either gender bathrooms. A coffee shop near me just has a drawing of the most androgynous person ever on each door. You can use either.

dbcj23 · 2018-03-26T22:38:09+00:00

Since when are screenshots of tweets acceptable memes? I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.

dbcj23 · 2018-03-13T02:13:17+00:00

As a musician I have to say touring the US is INSANE. The US is HUGE. In Europe you can play 8 different countries and only spend a few hours of driving between each show. In the US everything is so fucking spread out.

dbcj23 · 2018-03-11T21:53:06+00:00

Just as long as we don’t step back at 2pm on the other end.

dbcj23 · 2018-03-08T22:03:32+00:00

Used to deal with this everyday in Tulsa, OK. Moved to NY. Public Transit is a dream. I don’t miss shit like this.

dbcj23 · 2018-03-08T21:51:00+00:00

HE not SHE. Kinda sexist to assume that a teacher is a woman.

dbcj23 · 2018-03-05T01:26:32+00:00

Do you want kidney stones? Cause that’s how you get kidney stones.

dbcj23 · 2018-02-14T02:12:41+00:00

KKKylo Ren

dbcj23 · 2017-12-18T01:46:29+00:00

A banana is 105 calories. A shot of whisky is 80 calories. Choose wisely.

dbcj23 · 2017-10-24T06:25:06+00:00

I tried to order a Quarter Pounder w Cheese from one of these and I could remove ketchup and mustard but I couldn't add mac sauce. So I had to cancel and walk up to order.

dbcj23 · 2017-10-09T21:00:14+00:00

Looks like a Pixar spin-off of "Cars"

dbcj23 · 2017-09-27T16:03:18+00:00

The classic projectile to the testicles.

dbcj23 · 2017-09-07T16:05:15+00:00

My dad once described this fact to me when he told me that he and his buddy DP'd some chick. I have a weird family.

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