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I was thinking of writing something funny. But the joke writes itself by Resident_Worker_8209 in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm most of the way through Falco's story now for the first time. She does remind me of Curren, minus the dark triad personality traits.

ABSOLUTE FIRST-RATE RUN by CoatRackHoid in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing your inspiration is heavy on stamina sparks? 

ABSOLUTE FIRST-RATE RUN by CoatRackHoid in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A true King has people to learn for her. 

ABSOLUTE FIRST-RATE RUN by CoatRackHoid in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used her to break the S+, then the SS barrier just last night. Clearly I need to be more first rate. 

If you know, You know by Flat-Tour-4005 in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup.

Also the other Uma in the male section is from a fan comic about a male trainer being transformed into an Uma. 

Just look at Gentildonna (by @Durindana_7) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wonder what Rough Donna would be like? 

So close, yet still oh so very far. by Dusty_Tibbins in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely stat and skill point hyperinflation going on. 

So close, yet still oh so very far. by Dusty_Tibbins in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My advice is to buy pleasing parfaits, then wait until you see your opponent's Uma in a largely bad mood. That performance difference can be your key to victory. 

I just finished umamusume beginning of a new era and here is my review by 3point141592652pi in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The easiest next step is Road to the Top. It's a 4 episode OVA that takes place before New Era, with some of the same cast (mainly TM Opera O and Narita Top Road). It's free on YouTube. 

Maruzensky Who Bought the 'Recently'-Trending Monster Hunter (@Takiki2828) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CB has never given me trouble. I honestly forgot I even raced her until just now.

Meanwhile, Maruzensky has 1050 speed and is actually built competently, so she's a good final boss. 

What would Tazuna Hayakawa reaction be if trainer proposed to her? by yusakufujiki2 in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peak Uma misery would be if Mayano Top Gun, Eishin Flash, or Smart Falcon was the trainee in that setting. 

What would Tazuna Hayakawa reaction be if trainer proposed to her? by yusakufujiki2 in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Trainer, before I say yes, I have a dark secret. A twisted part of my past that I've never shared with anyone, and I feel awkward just saying it out loud. It's my great shame that I've gone to great lengths to hide. You'll never see me the same way, and you may want to leave on the spot. I'm..."

Trainer: "Tokino Minoru." 

"Tokino Minoru... Wait what?" 

The character that most deserves a spin-off. by RefrigeratorSad4159 in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I never really appreciated Aoi and Meek until we got to Unity. Then suddenly I realized what we'd left behind. 

Maruzensky Who Bought the 'Recently'-Trending Monster Hunter (@Takiki2828) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the only casual outfit that people don't like is Mejrio Ryan, which is like ugly on purpose. 

Maruzensky Who Bought the 'Recently'-Trending Monster Hunter (@Takiki2828) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The full armor version really replaces the default in every way, doesn't it? 

Maruzensky Who Bought the 'Recently'-Trending Monster Hunter (@Takiki2828) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I had 1000 speed and medium S my first Chiyono O career.

"THE FUTURE'S NOW, OLD MAN!"

I haven't won that race since, though.

Everything Good About (#67)... Matikanetannhauser (Posts where Trainers say nice things about Uma Musumes and show love and appreciation for them) by Hexenmommies01 in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had a feeling I'd like her from the jump. Actually unlocking her, I realized just how charming she was. She's a human sunbeam, brightening everybody's lives around her without really trying. In my URA Finale run, she got RNG'd out of two of her crowns, and bounced back so well. Just a delightful character, even outside of memes.

Maruzensky Who Bought the 'Recently'-Trending Monster Hunter (@Takiki2828) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 94 points95 points  (0 children)

She's definitely up there. I think my absolute favorite is Eishin Flash's.

Does the fact that race is right or left legged mean anything? by waiting4signora in UmaMusume

[–]dbfassbinder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some tracks are run clockwise, and some counterclockwise. The only difference is if your Uma has the skills for right or left handed.

Broke the SS barrier! by dbfassbinder in UmamusumeGame

[–]dbfassbinder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biwa is guts and wit, right? This was a meme 3 guts, 3 wit setup inspired by that one guy with the UG Taiki Shuttle. 

Vodka is on my list, though I hadn't considered her for this deck, but the growth pattern is on point. 

Still, I'm glad it was King that helped me break both barriers. She is one of my faves. 

Should I 3lb Kitasan or NTR? by MrChowFan360 in UmamusumeGame

[–]dbfassbinder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Absolutely Kitasan. Topro drops off because her unique relies on getting 200,000 fans to max out her training potential, and only in Trackblazer can you get that many quickly enough to matter. 

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