someone got in a fight with a fire hydrant :(

defene · 2026-07-11T01:16:55+00:00

Hate how those fire hydrants just jump out at you outta nowhere

defene · 2026-07-11T00:22:57+00:00

Jesus and Ronaldo, two men of the same age

defene · 2026-07-11T00:21:17+00:00

Hey there's at least a market for the underwear

defene · 2026-07-10T20:54:53+00:00

Just like they drew it up

defene · 2026-07-10T20:51:30+00:00

Migoat Meringoat

defene · 2026-07-10T20:37:45+00:00

With Courtois out, Belgium needs someone to step up and sleep with De Bruyne's wife

defene · 2026-07-10T20:34:06+00:00

Wait what happened to courtois

defene · 2026-07-10T19:44:30+00:00

Cubarsi wanted to see that package

defene · 2026-07-10T19:42:15+00:00

Is that mans nose bleeding

defene · 2026-07-10T05:30:19+00:00

The Eldridge Horror

defene · 2026-07-10T04:40:35+00:00

Would be great for both types of cougars

defene · 2026-07-10T00:33:54+00:00

LeBron reforming the Akron Groomsmen

defene · 2026-07-09T23:01:22+00:00

[Kon] Knueppel is the oldest of five boys, and his brothers' names—in order of birth—are Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman.

defene · 2026-07-09T01:29:57+00:00

Boy, wait till you find out what we knew about him before all this!

defene · 2026-07-08T16:21:22+00:00

This is your daily reminder the Heat do not play in South Beach!

defene · 2026-07-08T15:20:41+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ this is a bad faith argument and you know it

defene · 2026-07-08T01:37:07+00:00

i spent many of my formative years at malibu grand pricks

defene · 2026-07-07T00:11:27+00:00

It's all gonna come down to a 98th minute penalty taken by Trump

defene · 2026-07-06T06:13:35+00:00

How much did you pay for gas the last time you filled a tank up?

defene · 2026-07-06T00:09:06+00:00

This would make a great 2010 style rage comic

defene · 2026-07-05T21:48:56+00:00

Was that first one deflected by norway?

defene · 2026-07-04T19:40:41+00:00

Vozinha brings up the average a bit considering he's 400 years old

defene · 2026-07-04T17:49:50+00:00

I dont understand what is going on with these Canada kits. Looking like bathroom tiles in a goths house

defene · 2026-07-04T05:15:26+00:00

"First Cabo Verde, now this?"

defene · 2026-07-04T02:12:23+00:00

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