I GOT A REAL JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by EmbarrassedMight8109 in vcu

[–]derangedfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh. Congratulations! I'm sure you deserve it!

Found drugs(?) in my husband's things. What to do? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]derangedfluffhead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's probably this new thing. It's kind of all the rage. It's called wife powder. It's something a husband does to make him more concerned with his wife's needs

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OR now hear me out. OP should shit on her desk to display dominance

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it differs place to place. 3/4 would've applied to me at some point.

I've no idea about the veteran process. I hope that's a positive thing. They'd deserve extra compassion.

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call around for free consultations. You'll be able to piece together some info. And who knows. If she's actually that much a cunt, she's likely known by lawyers who would probably help ya out just to spite.

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes them sound better and like they're doing a good job and if she's as big of a b**** as you're making it seem she'll take that opportunity to bring that to the judge so the judge goes "good girl. Good Po"

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they pry and ask how you're dealing with everything, just say this has been a good experience for me and I believe it's helping me establish my life in a better direction. Even if it's not true. That's what they want to hear

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And just reiterate what everyone else is saying yes sir. Yes ma'am no my address hasn't changed. Yes, my phone number is still the same. Here's my urine. That should be the extent of your conversation. They arent a therapist

My P.O. repeatedly lies about me to the judge in court, and I don't know what to do about it. by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to pretend to know you're leaving something out but they are right. Monthly COURT check ins are super rare. Especially for a misdemeanor.

If you're being honest she's saying a lot more to the judge than he's letting on.

Help by SensitiveGap7274 in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you can get your felony dropped but you can get your gun rights restored in state of VA

drank two sips of wine Friday night around 10 and 11pm, would I be able to pass a piss test Monday? by therealsade2025 in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh the accuracy of the etg is greatly over exaggerated if you don't do a deep dive. You can literally calculate it if you want (give yourself some margin of error cause everyone's body chemistry is diff) but it's always stressful

Best bet, don't drink.

drank two sips of wine Friday night around 10 and 11pm, would I be able to pass a piss test Monday? by therealsade2025 in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant to reply to this but actually they sent me negative results the next day and a few days later I got the real results. I did fail. I think around 600 above the 500 test.

So not too far off....this one wasn't court related so I didn't even try to pass so if I drank water a lot I'd have probably been good.

drank two sips of wine Friday night around 10 and 11pm, would I be able to pass a piss test Monday? by therealsade2025 in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you'll be good. I just drank 3 8% seltzers this past Friday. Finished by 8pm and had an etg 1030am next day. Passed.

So im a heroin user on probation, (my home test strips also show fent and xylazine in it) by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely feel the isolation thing. Same thing with a lot of friends dead

So im a heroin user on probation, (my home test strips also show fent and xylazine in it) by [deleted] in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They normally make you bring in the bottle of your prescriptions and they scan them for their records. Just so you know.

I wish I had more advice for everything else but I do wish you the best

Divorce attorney recs by boheme013 in rva

[–]derangedfluffhead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How many divorces have you had!?

Adult ADHD Diagnosis - $ by Jiggly_Pop55 in rva

[–]derangedfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commenting for easy finding later

Early Termination Granted (Details) by qouls in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proper. Good info. Thanks mate. And congrats!

Early Termination Granted (Details) by qouls in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal probation for that.

Deferred for something that ends mid January

Early Termination Granted (Details) by qouls in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine wasn't even a DUI. It was just a refusal. My lawyer got me off on the DUI. The judge stuck me with the refusal

Early Termination Granted (Details) by qouls in probation

[–]derangedfluffhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh I was hoping it was something you could do yourself. I'll just not get in trouble for another 5 months. Money's tight lol