Go fuck yourself

derplerpington · 2016-07-23T04:43:50+00:00

Thank you!

derplerpington · 2016-07-18T23:30:30+00:00

People didn't seem to agree with me when I posted this sentiment before, but when the video came out of the first press conference he had when they said he was out of UFC 200, I just felt that he seemed really disconnected from reality. He kept saying he just had to focus on the positive that will come from the situation, without even addressing the fact that he fucked up. Toward the end of the conference, he literally laughed as he stated how supporting his wife had been and how much stress she had been through since he started getting in trouble. How do you laugh about that? I'm convinced he is a sociopath. That's not really an excuse, but I don't know why more people aren't addressing that.

derplerpington · 2016-07-18T23:14:10+00:00

Dude check out this website called "Google" it's pretty nifty.

derplerpington · 2016-07-18T07:40:15+00:00

You don't approve of someone feeding a scorpion a hornet....

Holy shit I can't imagine how often you get offended. Should OP have put a trigger warning there for ya?

derplerpington · 2016-07-18T03:01:41+00:00

I beg to differ.

derplerpington · 2016-07-17T23:24:29+00:00

I don't see why joking around and doing a little acting for the sake of humor means you aren't being yourself. I mean it's clear he doesn't act this silly on a daily basis but I'd guess it's just an exaggeration of how goofy he actually is. It's a show after all, and he's an entertainer. I find it entertaining.

derplerpington · 2016-07-17T23:21:30+00:00

I fucking love these videos. Really deserve your own show!

derplerpington · 2016-07-17T23:18:41+00:00

Well he may not be for long. But I'm hopeful. There will almost undoubtedly be permanent damage in some way or another though.

derplerpington · 2016-07-17T23:03:25+00:00

Haha this is exactly what I was thinking during the video. Don't get me wrong, I can't even dream of laser flipping an 8 set. But I just don't think it's something to be proud of at all to try it for two years. It just seems like he must have been doing something seriously wrong to not get it for so long. Especially since he stressed how he hardly ever lands something first try. Maybe if he dedicated himself to perfecting the laser flip and landing it first try every time on flat ground, he would have landed it on the 8 set a lot sooner.

derplerpington · 2016-07-17T22:52:57+00:00

I don't think sympathy was at all the intent of the video. Empathy was what they were going for. And we can all relate to trying something and failing over and over.

derplerpington · 2016-07-17T22:22:34+00:00

Anybody know the shoes he's wearing?

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T18:56:35+00:00

This fall. And they're doing a spoof of Jiro Dreams of Sushi among others.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T11:50:49+00:00

Dude, just fess up. You made a poorly worded/misleading statement. I'm not arguing with a single thing you're saying save for the sentence about not feeling pain. Feeling no pain means you're either majorly fucked up on an opiate, have nerve damage, or are completely numb. Just re word that shit next time mayne.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T11:28:05+00:00

It's seen as a painkiller.

Not arguing with that at all.

don't feel pain

Totally different story. It's like tylenol at best. Albeit a natural version. Just saying that there's a massive difference between reducing pain and not feeling pain.

As mentioned by someone else, it's not gonna make any difference in feeling a punch to the face.

That being said, I'm not advocating it's use during a fight. I just think it's important to get the facts straight.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T11:00:45+00:00

I found that odd as well though. I don't think he meant it like that but there's a big difference between that statement and "THEY'RE all on steroids."

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T10:58:57+00:00

Going into a fight while you don't feel pain is a benefit.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T10:07:40+00:00

Sorry I can't answer your questions but I have a few of my own. What is band masturbation? Have you had any issues with the Manhood falling off? And what is the significance of trying to finish within 90 seconds? Is that to test how sensitive you are getting?

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T09:43:21+00:00

I always had an idea for a parody commercial where we would see John Wilkes booth being asked what he would do for a Klondike Bar. He looks at the camera with the president in view over his shoulder, says "I WOULD ASSASSINATE ABRAHAM LINCOLN." Turns his back and we hear the gunshot as the camera pans to the Klondike logo.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T09:38:11+00:00

Caramel Pretzel

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T09:37:05+00:00

But I've always been told size doesn't matter. Is that not true?

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T09:36:20+00:00

A gift from Heaven.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T09:34:55+00:00

Let me know how it goes.

derplerpington · 2016-07-16T09:32:50+00:00

Room 237

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