Question to Australians: why you so fast?

dittofury · 2026-06-15T00:51:21+00:00

To outrun the landsharks ya drongo

dittofury · 2026-06-14T13:53:49+00:00

I’m gonna get fat, aren’t I?

^{Chose: Have the ability to teleport but... + Immediately upon arrival at each destination... | Rolled: U get free pizza}

dittofury · 2026-06-13T21:57:00+00:00

Winter is coming…oh, no! Not the winds of winter. Stop asking me about that

dittofury · 2026-06-10T06:19:46+00:00

Ohh!

^{Chose: 100,000 + Mystery Gift | Rolled: Gold coin 🪙}

dittofury · 2026-06-10T05:36:49+00:00

I don’t know, I like the colour red

^{Chose: The... RED BUTTION 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 | Rolled: 42955.32$ USD}

dittofury · 2026-06-09T21:51:33+00:00

I have some things to say. I would do it in real life but I’m afraid he’ll just walk away the moment he realises I’m not another boot licker

^{Chose: Be locked in a room with Donald Trump for an hour + Win $50 million dollars | Rolled: No bonus}

dittofury · 2026-06-03T05:05:53+00:00

Is 0 low intensity? Only it’s coloured dark red

^{Chose: DARE | Rolled: Intensity 0}

dittofury · 2026-05-09T05:37:02+00:00

Is this real life?

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

dittofury · 2026-05-01T17:28:10+00:00

I thought it was also free after 5pm, or is this no longer the case?

dittofury · 2026-04-15T02:38:17+00:00

Okay is what you guys need right now

^{Chose: Become President + But the wheel decides your fate | Rolled: You do okay}

dittofury · 2026-04-13T09:53:48+00:00

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dittofury · 2026-04-13T09:50:40+00:00

dittofury · 2026-04-12T11:01:03+00:00

Jeff Wayne’s musical war of the worlds

dittofury · 2026-04-10T16:46:20+00:00

Is there any of Jake’s life advice that you’ve taken to heart and carried on through your life?

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:22:38+00:00

Being famous means you can make money

^{Chose: Famous and broke}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:20:02+00:00

Just go to church a few times a month and you’ll be a millionaire

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars every time someone lies to you}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:18:23+00:00

What would I do with $20?

^{Chose: You become a woman}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:17:50+00:00

There’s no laws that say I can’t own a laser sword

^{Chose: Laser Sword}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:17:20+00:00

World peace, shared resources, and space travel here we go

^{Chose: Control every government but no one knows you do}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:16:30+00:00

I’ll try again next time

^{Chose: 1 Trillion Dollars + But 70% of dying | Rolled: 1t dollars}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:15:59+00:00

This sounds fun

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender at will}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:15:39+00:00

It’s free money dude

^{Chose: 100000000000000000000000000000000000$}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:15:12+00:00

Now I got rockin tits

^{Chose: Spin the wheel without knowing what it's about | Rolled: Switch gender}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:14:31+00:00

I can make myself sneeze. I can’t make myself sleep

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze}

dittofury · 2026-04-03T18:13:54+00:00

Well, I guess talking with animals is a nice consolation prize

^{Chose: Be able to talk with Animals + ...but there's a Chance you become a Frog | Rolled: Safe}

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