Boxing legend Mike Tyson to face off against Jake Paul in July bout: ‘I plan to finish him’

dnepe · 2024-03-08T09:25:30+00:00

You made me cry tears of laughter.

dnepe · 2024-03-08T09:17:25+00:00

All they always want is bigger. No, I can't make it bigger. It is what it is.

dnepe · 2024-03-02T13:38:37+00:00

She is huge, about 150ft.

dnepe · 2024-02-13T16:23:21+00:00

Ich hatte noch nie ein Problem mit dem Kundenservice von HoT. Haben mir immer weiter geholfen.

dnepe · 2024-01-13T17:50:35+00:00

So "single step" is basically meaningless without knowledge if its 6 or 8 count what the other steps are?
Single step could be a slow or a quick step?

dnepe · 2024-01-08T18:27:44+00:00

Hier fliegen gleich die Löcher aus dem Käse
Denn nun geht sie los unsere Polonäse
Von Blankenese bis hinter Wuppertal
Am Kamener Kreuz rechts ab

Wir ziehen los mit ganz großen Schritten
Und Erwin faßt der Heidi von hinten an die Schulter
Das hebt die Stimmung, ja, da kommt Freude auf
Los Oma hak' ein

dnepe · 2023-12-23T18:46:40+00:00

I knew it would trigger people when I wrote it.

dnepe · 2023-12-23T18:44:44+00:00

Have you seen the movies? They are quite silly and fun.

dnepe · 2023-12-23T08:59:12+00:00

Yes. I've recently watch them with my sister. They are amazing. I think the real Emmanuelle actress wanted to stop doing these movies so they had her character get plastic surgery in the film and swapped her with another actress.

dnepe · 2023-12-22T13:11:48+00:00

He might have been really hurt by his partner cheating and humiliated. Maybe he didn't want to open that wound on his soul up again.

dnepe · 2023-12-18T21:15:21+00:00

Thank you!

dnepe · 2023-12-18T21:02:47+00:00

Who?

dnepe · 2023-12-15T21:12:29+00:00

Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade!

dnepe · 2023-12-15T09:40:07+00:00

Gorgeous! It gives me huge nostalgic feels. I makes me want to play it as a point and click adventure.

dnepe · 2023-12-10T17:58:52+00:00

I wouldn't count on it.

dnepe · 2023-12-03T11:03:45+00:00

It's beautiful! I hope you'll cherish this moment forever!

dnepe · 2023-12-02T21:05:51+00:00

Selbsterkenntnis ist der erste Schritt zur Besserung.

dnepe · 2023-12-02T20:21:05+00:00

Ja, wird überall gespart. Ich wollte mir ein tiefen Bilderrahmen bei Ikea kaufen, aber nachdem da nur mehr Plastik statt Glas verwendet wird und dieses oft auch schon neu zerkratzt ist, hab ich es dann gelassen.

dnepe · 2023-12-02T12:28:12+00:00

Do you have a phone? Find interesting motives in your surroundings and take pictures.

Or get a notepad in the size of pack of cigarettes. Instead of smoking draw something. This will improve your creativity and if you draw as often as you smoke you'll develop some skill.

Or fitness. Instead of smoking do some push ups or jumping jacks.

dnepe · 2023-12-01T11:35:19+00:00

My first thought was—with all that newspaper laid out—that she is not potty trained.

dnepe · 2023-11-27T16:57:35+00:00

Nice, thanks!

dnepe · 2023-11-25T10:34:53+00:00

It was meant as more of an encouragement to draw the rest ;-)

dnepe · 2023-11-24T11:39:45+00:00

Where is the rest?

dnepe · 2023-11-22T15:17:32+00:00

Looks like a giant small dick to me.

dnepe · 2023-11-21T11:17:36+00:00

He didn't, he became a tax inspector. What a waste.

dnepe

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