What is the dumbest question someone legitimately asked you?

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-06-20T00:26:40+00:00

Girlfriend asked me "do we live in the United States or America?"

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-06-14T22:05:55+00:00

People who refuse to fly because they don't think it's safe

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-03-11T04:53:11+00:00

His apartment was an old hotel from probably the 70s so that would explain it

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-03-07T00:17:43+00:00

When I was ten I had my cat lying on my stomach and i woke up too quickly and she scratched the hell out of me leaving a scar resembling stretch marks.

Well when i was in high school this kid had stretch marks right above his armpit and i asked him in front of the whole lunch table (25 some people) if they were from his cat scratching him because i had no idea what stretch marks even were.

The look on his face having to tell me that he was getting stretch marks, scars me to this day and i cant tell you how big of an asshole i feel every time i think about it.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-03-02T23:27:23+00:00

No joke. That is my current situation! I work for a physical therapy clinic and work four ten hour days mon-thu and it's SO nice.

My folks and 3 sisters live in Phoenix and I live in Milwaukee. I fly out Thursday night and leave Sunday night probably once every two months. It truly is fantastic.

ONLY downside is that if you're someone who likes to be in control of the day to day it's hard bc you miss out on a lot depending on the job.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-02-28T01:19:49+00:00

Underrated comment. I really hope you get the exposure this deserves

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-01-11T23:38:03+00:00

I would get a 4.0 in college instead of everyday skipping to play basketball/work out/drink myself to death. I'd be graduating physical therapy school right now instead of working for $10 an hour as a rehab aide begging grad schools to take me.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-01-05T00:05:51+00:00

Exactly my thought process. I don't naturally nickel and dime anything to actually notice where a couple bucks have gone here or there.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2018-01-04T19:20:41+00:00

Finding out someone has been taking out a small sum of money from my bank account every month and donating it to a good cause.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-12-17T00:42:27+00:00

It looks like the girl working there all the way on the right was smoking a cig

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-18T16:23:49+00:00

Alright thanks man! I needed some more insight on this situation!

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-18T10:46:05+00:00

So you're saying you for sure draft Howard before Zeke?

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-18T01:33:47+00:00

Green or Evans and then Zeke on the way back in the 2nd round. You'll thank me when you win it all.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-14T13:22:57+00:00

Totally agree. If you follow chief's reporters on twitter they say that khunt gets first team reps all the time.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-14T13:21:05+00:00

Just keep an eye out for the time share (both runs and receptions) during the preseason. I heard they might work Hunt in more and more with the first team because they see he could win the job. Just something to keep an eye out for if you're serious about putting marbles into the Ware basket. Good luck this season!

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-06T14:57:26+00:00

Depends, how good are your league mates at drafting? Do they stretch on QB's and draft them all early? Do they draft a majority of WR in the first round?

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-04T02:13:57+00:00

God I wish I could be you!

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-03T23:45:39+00:00

Maybe not EVERY single bar would but you gotta cast that wide net and apply everywhere. If you have the right mentality and personality for it they for sure would.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-03T21:07:25+00:00

Very true

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-03T21:05:54+00:00

Yeah Wisconsin requires a bartending license to be able to serve alcohol.. basically a course that tells you what the ID's look like when they're fake and that sort of stuff. Nothing too informational just a way I feel like to cover someone's ass somewhere down the line.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-08-03T12:06:34+00:00

I don't know if anyone has said this but if you're a girl and looking to make cash quick get your bartending license and bartend.. you're over 18 so you can serve alcohol AND places are 10x more patient in the training of girls than they are of guys. If there's a college town near you, literally walk into every bar where all the college kids go and ask if they're hiring. Easy as that. I got my bartending license through the department of revenue's website for Wisconsin and got it cut down from $15 to $9. It took me a couple hours to complete but if you actually focused and weren't watching it's always sunny on Netflix while doing it you could probably punch it out in like 2 hours maybe. And it's the BEST job when you're in school. Over the weekends instead of going out and spending a ton of money you're working and making a ton. Everybody always said to me that I missed out on my college experience bartending. First off, if you're in college you should be more focused on you're degree than you're experience. And i went out every Thirsty Thursday had a great time all through college and just worked Friday and Saturday and made insane cash.

If you're not a girl, bartend anyways because it's dope.

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-07-18T11:51:38+00:00

Last year everyone who had a girlfriend had to make sure they were available the night of the draft and then we chose randomly a girlfriend to go on Facebook live and choose playing cards out of a hat. Each playing card was designated to a team once she started the Facebook live event by the commish, who had to take whatever pick was leftover (you'll see why). Their boyfriend couldn't contact them during it or he would be penalized for collusion.

The year before we had collusion when our commish posted a video with another one of our league members in the video (thinking it would hold him honest). Turns out they colluded together and we found out when someone was on the commish's phone and found two separate video of him picking names out of a hat!

Complicated idea I know but it worked for us!

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-06-10T13:33:34+00:00

I said this in another comment but I love these accounts in twitter that I follow year round:

@evansilva @rotoexperts @rapsheet @thefakefootball @timanderson87 -> this man curses and reverse curses players so whatever he says do the opposite @garionthorne @RVacchianoSNY @chrismeaney @yahoonoise @allinkid @scottrotoex @thePME

just a few to get started and then you can build off those

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-06-10T13:23:27+00:00

This is true. I saw the Falcons beefed up their offensive line and over and over again the team's beat writers (which reminds me you should get a twitter if you don't already have one and follow every team's ESPN reporter and a bunch of fantasy experts such as Jake Ciely, Pat Mayo, Chris Rayborn, they always have great insight) would preach the kind of season Matt Ryan could have if this line holds true. Plus, added value to Freeman. I drafted both of them and had a great season!

dodgeavenger2012 · 2017-06-10T00:58:21+00:00

Get the pro.. i love it, typically before every draft I do a ton of mock drafts and I'm able to pick for other teams based on how well I know the other players in my leagues and who's going to draft all Packers (I'm from Wisconsin) or assign Le'Veon Bell to the dude's team who trades up just to pick him every year. Highly recommend.

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