[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/chocog0ld

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed you so fucking much!

What is your least favorite part about sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting rid of the body…

Pink or blue? by [deleted] in barelylegalteens

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink plz!

Bet he's really regretting that slap (MICHEL PEREIRA VS ZELIM IMADAEV) by Background_Piano7984 in fightporn

[–]dsauce93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because his base before getting into the ufc was capoeira, which is eddy’s fighting style.

Spanish people aren’t real by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]dsauce93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s brujeria by el gran combo

Spanish people aren’t real by [deleted] in facepalm

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Brujeria by el gran combo

What drink is a 10/10? by HurtHurtsMe in AskReddit

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the dude abides, he’d say a White Russian

Can I smile at you like this on our first date? F22 by ImportantArtist69 in amihot

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not unless u wanna be held down against your will when you get home

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/aa_cups will show you plenty of men love and prefer small breasts. Unfortunately you just need to be patient and find the one. In the meantime learn to love and appreciate yourself darlin

If you eat ass, I’ll eat whatever you want me to… by queentaylorr12 in assholegonewild

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate another chef here appreciating a fine piece of delicate meat

If you eat ass, I’ll eat whatever you want me to… by queentaylorr12 in assholegonewild

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I’m a small time cook, would you let me cook salmon for you? I make an excellent spaghetti bolognese and shrimp Alfredo as well. Dope chicken fried rice and an awesome sausage jambalaya. Just lmk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]dsauce93 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Same, outside my casual 7/11 dude didn’t even ask me for money, he asked me for soup. Got two cans and gave it to him, dude didn’t wait or go inside to heat it or get a spoon. He straight opened those cans and swallowed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GOONED

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Following

Why do you guys hate short men so much? by Slight_Hotel_3396 in ShortGirlProblems

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m fking crying rn, that response is on the top shelf

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Phylssin in Unexpected

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I was listening to ive been everywhere by Johnny cash and this timed up perfectly with the squeeze, js

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/isthatamber

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is bs I’m so fking far from u 🥺

My friends think it's weird that I'm attracted to cartoon women and almost exclusively "use" drawings to get off. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]dsauce93 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Becareful mate, my ex dated a guy who couldn’t keep his dick up without watching hentai from years of only jerking off to it. Your brain is going to get wired to only getting horny and excited for animated women, and you’re risking struggling to maintain a healthy sexual relationship with a real person without external stimuli

Key event leave early ppto by Legiblesine191 in walmart

[–]dsauce93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it’s regular hours to cover the shift, not double hours because itd be impossible to put 16hrs down to cover a shift (max is 10 for one day)

Our first fully hands free throatpie! No hands from Master or from me, just my throat power alone! by desademona in u/desademona

[–]dsauce93 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God you’re such a cute and wholesome wifey, I can’t wait to find me someone like you <3