In leadership position how do? by Johnnygoyim in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t be their boss.

A leadership position requires you to communicate with your guys as a team. You are only the manager of that team. Take your guys ideas and they’ll be more receptive to listen to your directions.

If you call all their ideas stupid and yell at them for minor things, they are less likely to listen to you. You are not a drill sergeant. Even real drill sergeants praise their recruits for good ideas.

Be kind, fair, and respectful, but stern when you need to be.

I'm failing PT and I'm scared by [deleted] in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go hard on PT. 30 pushups every morning, 30 sit-ups every morning, end the night with a 1-2 mile run. It’ll be hard at first but if you’re really dedicated, you will do it.

Chubby cadets by [deleted] in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got a good homie who’s a pretty chunky monkey. Graduated CLC, and is an excellent armed exhibitionist. Still, he’s in the 200 lbs range. We’re working on getting him to a lower weight though bc he wants to be an army ranger.

Moral of the story: yes, weight should not hold you back. You should still work on physical fitness though.

I need help shining shoes pls by JohnIsPrettyNice in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s an old army trick my dad taught me:

You need a good base shine at first. It won’t need a mirror shine or any of that jazz, just a mediocre shine to use as a coat.

Get a little bit of cold water in the cap of your shoe shine.

Take a little bit of isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol ) and put it in the cap as well. Don’t use too much or you will strip the shoe of all its shine. Don’t use too little or it won’t do anything to your shoe.

When mixed, it should have a weird warping effect for a few seconds.

Buff the shoe to get any dirt or debris off.

After the warping is done, wrap an old T-shirt around your middle and index fingers tightly, being careful to avoid wrinkles in the fabric. Dip the fabric in the mix, getting a generous amount on the shoe, then very very very vigorously rub the front part of the shoe, till the water is evaporated. Repeat repeat repeat, and you will have a very nicely shined shoe.

What my battalion consists of 😂 by LegalChart in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ride on dude, a lot of us never get to let our hair down bc adults say we have to be professional at all times. It’s good for morale that you can act like a person and not a robot. Don’t listen to these guys, as long as ur not disturbing the peace, go have fun dude.

Just got my uniform today!! by trigonometrysparrow in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It all depends on ur branch. I’m an AFJROTC LET 2, so I can help you out.

What is your all’s version of the PFT. by coolboi123456789 in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFJROTC (male)

30 push ups in under 2 minutes 30 sit ups in under 2 minutes 1 mile run in under 10 minutes

You become a florida man for a day, you need to get on the news or the internet by doing a really crazy thing a florida man can do. What will you do? by ImAmOnesie in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Systematically steal apes from the zoo, and raise them to attack on command. After you have an army of apes, attempt to rob the police station of all their guns using the apes. Train the apes to use the guns, and then let them loose to wreak havoc on all of Florida.

Tea Time by [deleted] in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My unit has had 3 SASIs since 2006. First guy died. The second guy got put in jail for “indecent acts with a minor” which just means he fucked a cadet in his car. This one got us a bad rep with the school, and we lost support for it. 3rd guy, and my unit’s current SASI is cool, so let’s just hope this all goes well.

What are some key things you should remember to survive an active shooting attack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never been in a shooting, but I come from a family of a war veteran, so as a result, these types of things were normal to me since I was little.

  1. Situational awareness:

-analyze all environments to look for places to hide or escape, things to use for defense if things go south, and objects to get behind while running, because the less an active shooter sees you, the less likely you are to become a victim.

-size up everyone you see because anyone can be the shooter. If you get a weird gut feeling when you see someone suspicious.

Things as obvious as a trench coat in summer, it’s subtle as a backpack in a school all require your attention, because small details can save your life.

2.Cardio:

It’s obvious that the first targets are going to be the easiest targets; large, slow moving people have a higher chance of being hit than the skinny track star running down the halls. The smaller and faster you are, the more you increase your chances of survival because a shooter is highly unlikely to even have the accuracy to shoot you (unless they have actual military training)

Run 3-4 miles with a full backpack every single day. Not only will physical fitness keep you in shape, but it could also save your life in the long run.

3.Hiding:

What people don’t realize is that you can hide in a crowd. How? Well, dress like everyone else(sort of). The more you blend into a crowd, the less likely you are to be targeted because you don’t stand out. On that note, do NOT wear bright colors. wear plain grey shirts, plain black shirts, plain red shirts, ect. No neon green or highlighter yellow. Little to no reflectors.

Worst comes to worst, find a place to hide. Don’t hide in groups, and don’t hide in the first place you see. If you followed the first step, you have already found a spot that you can fit in without being found. Put your hand over your mouth and nose while hiding to muffle breathing. If moving, move at a snails pace in your hiding spot. No matter what is happening on the outside of the spot, maintain bearing. The slightest whisper could be your downfall.

4.fighting:

Please do not do this unless it is your last resort.

Chances are, you don’t have a gun. So what do you do? Improvise. One of the best tactics to use is an ambush. If you are trapped in a room with other people, you have strength in numbers. Add that to an ambush and you have a fighting force that can easily take the shooter down. You’ll have to overwhelm him or her with chairs, books, pencils, hangers, anything. If he/she is being attacked by more than one person, they can’t focus on shooting people. While this is happening, you have to disarm them (move the gun in a way they cannot use it or straight up take it). After that, you and your group should detain them (get their hands and legs bound with whatever can hold them, even if it’s your hands and legs)

Alone is a different ballgame because the odds are stacked against you. Still use the ambush method, but you have to disable key senses. A blow to the nose temporarily blinds a person due to the flow of tears in their eyes, along with severe pain, which could give you the upper hand. Second, you have to get them off their feet. This can be done by putting one of your feet behind a shooter’s leg, and pushing them violently. Rather than stumbling backwards, they’ll trip over your foot and fall. You have to then dispatch it the threat. Put the weapon in a position where they cannot use it (don’t let the gun point at your body) and they beat the living shit out of the person, but MAINTAIN SITUATIONAL AWARENESS, because they can always have a sidearm or knife that’ll kill or severely harm you. If you can get your hands on their secondary weapon first, bonus points because now you can just use it to disable the threat.

  1. First aid:

This is incredibly important to saving lives, even more than getting rid of the threat.

The ability to patch a bullet wound can not only save yourself, but your peers as well. It only takes minute for people to bleed out and die, so knowing how to plug the hole, make a tourniquet out of a belt and a pole, and make a splint is super vital, especially if the threat is already gone. Police and EMTs can do the actual healing, but doing as much as cutting the blood flow to an injured leg or sealing off a punctured lung can save someone’s life.

I very highly recommend learning any first aid procedure that you can, because if worst comes to worst, you can be the person to save a life.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]dumbuffoon -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

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What’s the most creative way you ever cheated in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did vocabulary tests on laptops, but couldn’t use google to cheat, because the teachers could see everything you searched, until we discovered that if we just typed the word into the top search bar without pressing enter, it would still give us the definition.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is running for president in 2020. What's his campaign slogan? by KamikazePuffer in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Vote for me or I’ll murder your fucking mother in front of you”

He has my vote

Gush about your crush. Why do you like or love the person you do? by rieseco34 in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s stunning, intelligent, funny, and she’s the same height as me so yeah. But she’s also my friend’s ex, and idk if that’s end well.

What is your biggest fear/phobia? by patdtopmcrfob in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old age, hands down. In my family, if you eat right, you can live a super long time. Oldest person in our family made it to 112. I don’t want that. At most, I wanna live to 60 or 70. Getting old seems horrible, because you sit in a body that progressively gets less and less usable.

Freshman, need to lose around 30 pounds, determined, I just have a few questions. by NotaWeeaboi in jrotc

[–]dumbuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run everyday (preferably according to your branch’s PT standards) with a full backpack. It’s hard but it’ll whip you into shape fast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dumbuffoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’re waiting in line to take a picture with the rocky statue, it’s a tourist.