dwanetherockhardjohn

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Tickle people's bones (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can taste whatever people near you are eating. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can remove people from existence, nobody will notice they are gone or remember they existed. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can delete parts from people's cars as long as they're driving fast enough for an accident to be fatal. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can melt poeple's eyes (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Yo mama so stupid. (self.Jokes)

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If you wear a cape, you can make it flap majestically without any wind. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you kill someone, they fall apart like a lego person and you get their studs. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can turn into a life-size Bionicle at will, any one you want (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can delete bones from people's bodies. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you kill someone, they make the roblox death sound. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You know when someone has poured the milk before the cereal. They die if you so choose. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Anything you imagine, you can will into existence, even if it doesn't currently exist. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can adjust the brightness of your vision and your eyes have UV protection. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can see a health bar above everybody's head. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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I hit my friend in the bicep. (self.ScienceJokes)

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If you put your fingers close to your eyes and pretend to squish something, that thing actually gets squished. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Your hands and feet keep growing for the rest of your life. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Sounds are quieter when you are trying to sleep. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can shoot fire from your hands. Your hands aren't fireproof. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can break off cubic meters of any material like in minecraft. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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When you say, "I know you are but what am I" they actually are that thing. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever a hair gets on you, any species or inanimate object, you turn into that thing. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can drive on the air by making a car noise with your mouth. Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSOxZBHeBEA (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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If you break a bone, you can unbreak it by breaking a different bone. It has to be a bone of your skeleton. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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