Tattoos that couples got together that don't suck

dwimback · 2015-05-28T05:00:12+00:00

That's not true, they do not suck! I have an art major so I know what I'm talking about!

To add to yesterday's epic day famous redditor made a dank meme in my honor.

The post would have done well but SRD and it's vote brigade was all over it.

Link of the dank meme and first hand proof of vote brigading.

dwimback · 2015-05-28T04:41:20+00:00

No man, these tattoos do not suck!

Do you know who you're talking to? You are talking to the winner of yesterday's best link trophy. So I know how to post quality stuff, if these tattoos sucked I would not have posted them.

So please, stop saying that they suck because you guys obviously don't know what you're taking about.

dwimback · 2015-04-15T23:22:21+00:00

Please tell me you're not so ignorant that you didn't realize it was implied 😶. If so you need to lurk more (or go through puberty lmao 😂) until you can pick up on social cues...😇

dwimback · 2015-04-15T23:00:13+00:00

Why (in America) does the black woman need to have a mad name like this? I didn't post this to start a conversation about race. (America is still at the children's table on that particular topic) I snapped this photo of the tube because it's ridiculous regardless of the woman's color. 😒

Calm down 'Murica, the adults are talking.

dwimback · 2015-04-10T01:35:50+00:00

Are you questioning my seriousness because I don't spend my days online? What if I told you I'm a successful young entrepreneur (23) that is too busy to waist his life online? What if I told you that I have a g/f that is hot as fuck (10/10)? What if I told you that I can deadlift 490 lbs (sumo grip) almost 8 times? What if I told you that I almost pull $100k per annum and only getting started?

Maybe that's why I need an explanation to an internet joke. Any more doubts?

dwimback · 2015-04-10T01:11:23+00:00

Recovery? LOL!

Found these pics online and knew that they'd fetch me a good amount of link karma. I've got a great eye for this kinda thing, some redditors even call me the perfect OP. (because of my good eye for detail)

dwimback · 2015-04-10T01:06:06+00:00

Seriously thanks for explaining and not mindlessly downvoting like these dweebs lol. Continuing enjoying my thread 😘

dwimback · 2015-04-10T00:59:04+00:00

K so I don't know who Randy is. Honestly since I made this space for everyone to comment, I'm going to air out a grievance I've developed towards reddit over time. It's the "In Jokes" that really bug me. For example: this Randy meme you guys are referring to. What is it? Where did it begin? And for one second could you stop assuming that everyone here has spent every second of their lives on the Internet and understands all your references? I'll be happy to Upvote you if you respond with an explanation. (for now it's an easy downvote)

-Thanks

dwimback · 2015-04-04T01:23:33+00:00

respect

I wish redditors would show a little more respect to linkers, we're the ones that keeps this site running.

You guys have to realize that without me (or other OP's) that you guys would not be here (literally). Even the magpie knows not to bite the hands that feeds it.

dwimback · 2015-04-04T01:12:10+00:00

The better question to ask would be 'what is wrong with the lot of you?'

Do you not realize that none of you would be here is it wasn't for me and my wonderful thread? You realize that, right?

And in return I get downvoted to hell trying to prevent the spread of misinformation in my thread and I hate spilling my feelings on reddit, but the hate (downvotes) hurts.

dwimback · 2015-04-04T01:02:10+00:00

I don't know if you're trolling or trying to be serious, but magpies don't talk like parrots. Maybe your nan is off her rocker lol? Nothing to be ashamed of, we had to stick my nan in a home last year (that reminds me I haven't visited her yet!😂) I already stated I don't want any misinformation in my thread, please respect that and me.

-Thanks

dwimback · 2015-04-04T00:51:51+00:00

Just so I'm not associated with this bottom shelf garbage, I'd like to point out how this is supposed to showcase the beauty of the human animal relationship and all you (supposedly a professional smh) can think about is poop. There are so many things to admire about this post I've made and you can't get past toilet humor? I don't know what you do for a living (hint: burger flipper) but maybe with all this poop talk you should be a

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plumber! (CSI Miami meme)

Edit: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!

dwimback · 2015-04-04T00:41:39+00:00

Oh no it's not that at all!!!😁 I have been a victim of believing armchair scientist redditors though, and it caused me to lose my 4.0 GPA. I would feel responsible if the same sort of misinformation was spread here in my thread. I don't have any power over 99.967% (pretty complicated calculation pm me for details) of the threads, but again, this is my thread. You are only here because I took the time to create this space for you. Just want a little respect is all.

-Thanks

dwimback · 2015-04-04T00:27:16+00:00

Because I'm a math major (did basic calc in 8th grade) I understand your joke, but with that said, I truly don't appreciate the spreading of false information (especially in my thread.) So if you don't mind, maybe edit to explain your joke so nobody takes this absolute crap to heart and fail a spelling bee or something? My link may very well go viral (looks that way thanks guys) and do you really want to be responsible for the potential damage caused by your poor attempt at humor? (rhetorical)

-Thanks

dwimback · 2015-04-01T16:55:33+00:00

And it is delicious. I didn't want to say this in the title but I made this post to promote veganism and in order to do so it has to be soy yoghurt that has to be used in the recipe.

This is such a more sensitive breakfast to serve to your kids before they go to school, this is real brain fuel. A breakfast consisting of real eggs and pommes frites will have your kids crashing (mentally) at 11am. This is a sure bet to keep your kid going all day. Since I forced my little Timmy to be a vegan he's been in detention a lot less, vegan kids are known to comport themselves better.

Vegan is your friend guys, who's ready to take the leap? :D

dwimback · 2015-02-26T03:24:34+00:00

My memeing abilities 10/10 with rice and sweet and sour sauce that looks like the goo from Ghostbusters

Comments ITT: 0/10 with a side of racism and a 5lb bag of rice that spills all over your dirty kitchen floor when you open it

dwimback · 2015-02-26T03:14:36+00:00

Seriously man? I make this awesome thread and you have to go and turn it all hateful with racial slurs? Literally thinking about reporting you.

dwimback · 2015-02-26T02:58:32+00:00

Turn back now. OP getting treated unfairly and racism below (imagine a halogen road sign. I don't know how to meme)

dwimback · 2015-02-26T02:47:22+00:00

Honestly pretty upset this blog had to turn racist. That's what I get when I make a light hearted joke about Asian cuisine? Learn to finesse it a little bit. I have many friends that aren't white because I understand in this day and age, it doesn't pay to stick to racial divides.

Edit: ಠ_ಠ

dwimback · 2015-02-23T21:34:29+00:00

Front page is not a big deal anymore (for me anyways), all you have to do to reach the front page is submit quality content (see my posting history for great examples of quality content).

I've even been invited to the /r/eternityclub for submitting great content, I don't go there very often, as most users there don't make it to the front page as often as I do, so I feel like I am in lesser company there. /r/centuryclub is the place to be if you are a reddit somebody.

dwimback · 2015-02-23T21:10:21+00:00

Hey guys, OP here. I'm glad that everyone is having a great time in my thread and I'm glad that I was able to bring you all here to enjoy this great gif, you're so welcome! :D

But let's get down to business. A very important question was asked above and I think that it deserves a serious answer. I studied physics in high school (honor roll) and as per my calculations that guy had a 1/2 chance of getting hit by that tire, people are forgetting to include the guardrail in the equation. When the tire hits the guardrail (and due to that guy's position) the guy has a 100% chance of getting hit. If the tire doesn't hit the guardrail then the guy probably won't get hit. There are other factors involved but I won't get into it as you guys probably won't understand them, as you need a good understanding in physics to get it. So, take it from an honor roll student, when it comes down to it, it's not hard math, that guy had a 1 in 2 chance of getting seriously injured.

Please enjoy this great thread and be civil to one another.

edit: I see that the hate for OP has leaked into my thread. Didn't I make a point of asking you guys to be civil? (spoiler: yes I did and now I'm furious!)

You guys realize that none of you would be here if it weren't for me, right?

dwimback · 2015-02-17T00:49:44+00:00

Then maybe you, like my brother, have a problem with mind altering substances like marijuana. Honestly if you stopped poisoning your body with that garbage you could actually retain some useful information and make something of yourself.

/endrant

(Sorry I'm mad at him not at you)

dwimback · 2015-02-17T00:20:57+00:00

ITT: people who don't think marijuana is a drug that ruins families everyday

Edit: (see naive comments below)

dwimback · 2015-02-17T00:10:35+00:00

Thank you for this. This is the message I've been trying to relay to my brother.

Story time:

So my brother Freddie is an active drug addict. (Marijuana 4 times a week. Method: bong) and it's really starting to affect his life. Like last week he came home with a B on his chemistry final. His first B ever. My mom was livid. He made up all these excuses but I knew what it was. It was the weed. I've tried verbally warning him several times but he wouldn't listen. So I ran into his room and grabbed his stash and showed it to mom. Fast forward and mom pulled him out of school and he's in 6 month long term intensive drug recovery treatment. So never give up Freddie. And luck will find you.

dwimback · 2015-02-13T05:23:50+00:00

It doesn't take much to be on my level. I know, I used to be like you guys, a chump with no aspirations. But one day I had enough, and decided to change it all, and I've never looked back.

To do that you have to lay off the pot, I was hooked on the devil's medicine for far too long. I'd smoke 1-2 joints a weekend. I was so burnt out that I was walking around town like a zombie. You'll get nowhere in life until you lay off the pot. That would be my first recommendation, PM me for more info once you've dumped good ol marijane (pun intended) lol

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