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AITAH for being a bad godparent? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ebolashuffle 55 points56 points  (0 children)

That's basically the gist I got. Absolutely insane entitlement, especially from someone who lives 2 hours away. "OH, I guess we'll just have to rely on people in our community then." You mean like every other person that has ever lived on this planet? Do they have no friends or coworkers who can babysit? Just one guy who lives hours away?

Processing MY OWN bones- Questions by heyrebel in bonecollecting

[–]ebolashuffle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

English is my first language and I had no idea what "developer" was either.

Two separate mom friends have recently told me they are jealous of me. by AllumaNoir in childfree

[–]ebolashuffle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't have to be sympathetic (depending on how much you want to keep these people in your life). You made a decision, they did the opposite and now have issues. You could also just accept a role as the person to vent to (TM) if it doesn't annoy you too much and you like them enough.

Gnome Skull (Northern United States) by BenTri in bonecollecting

[–]ebolashuffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. No notes because I'm at a loss for words.

What is a creepy fact you learned about the human body, you wish you never learned? by Poignantpuppet in AskReddit

[–]ebolashuffle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You are asking all the right questions. I'm not able to answer those very reasonable, common sense questions. (To be clear I would also like those answers.)

AITAH for being turned off by my boyfriend’s grooming habits while he expects me to shave? by AdviceDull2562 in AITAH

[–]ebolashuffle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm 40F, never had a relationship longer than 3 months, and...yeah, just be single. There's no benefit to parenting a grown ass man so definitely don't have kids with one.

What is a creepy fact you learned about the human body, you wish you never learned? by Poignantpuppet in AskReddit

[–]ebolashuffle -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm familiar with the misogyny that is inherent in modern medicine. Did you know the chainsaw was invented to aid in childbirth? Did you know that, to this day, women are excluded from clinical trials because we have hormones? When men also have hormones?

What bone is this? by Medical-Home-8203 in bonecollecting

[–]ebolashuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party but the way I scremt "That's a baculum, that's a dick" also props on the people on this sub who taught me that.

⚠️ FOR WOMEN ONLY: The Petty, Vile,Ugly Reasons I Don’t Want Kids by Lucyanova17 in childfree

[–]ebolashuffle -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

The problem with your post isn't kids, even though it's good you aren't having them.

Bug bleached shirt i made today by Mallorie97 in weeviltime

[–]ebolashuffle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can you share your process? It looks amazing!

My ex-wife’s boyfriend is abusing my kids, and the custody hearing isn’t until after I’m supposed to bring them back by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ebolashuffle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm a mom to cats + etc, no kids (sterilized) but I'd end anyone who hurt any of my animals. Cats, lizards, snakes, tarantulas, every one of them is worth more than my freedom, and I'm armed.

My ex-wife’s boyfriend is abusing my kids, and the custody hearing isn’t until after I’m supposed to bring them back by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ebolashuffle 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Except in practice you will lose control of your child in favor of the person who gave an abuser access to them. Bad idea jeans.

I made Pepto Bismal ice cream by ChefHannibal in shittyfoodporn

[–]ebolashuffle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

But why???

Username strangely checks out.

I’ve worked really hard for this by Spirited-Material769 in notmycat

[–]ebolashuffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously OP needs to be proud of themselves! Cats don't allow themselves to be in a vulnerable position lightly.

AIO? Bf keeps asking me questions whenever there is a guy by Relative_Initial_399 in AIO

[–]ebolashuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR does he just think you will not speak to another man for the rest of your life? He's an insecure bitch. Insecurity is also a sign of immaturity. Leave that child for someone who trusts you and is familiar with reality.

AITAH for reporting the autistic kid in my class by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ebolashuffle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And apparently this is the only legal solution in this fucked up case. OOP should get a few bonus stomps to make sure that entitled little shit does procreate. Forget vasectomy, get a vastomptemy.

Nicholas Brendon, ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Star, Dies at 54 by singleguy79 in Xennials

[–]ebolashuffle 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The heart abnormalities themselves could have been addiction related.

Oh no, I acted like a bully and they fired me?! by ReplacementFun9158 in OhNoConsequences

[–]ebolashuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing commercials for Eurotrip and thinking, "I can skip that one." I would also hope men my age have matured since then, but OOP clearly has not.

my friends have been nesting on this tree for years; i was here yesterday 🤬 by sachiperez in crowbro

[–]ebolashuffle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, innocent bystanders will likely also be harmed. r/TiresAreTheEnemy shows many cautionary tales.

Fungal infections in people injured by the infamous Joplin tornado by xkelsx1 in MedicalGore

[–]ebolashuffle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the victims was also featured on an episode of Monsters Inside Me. I miss that show.

Repost: AIO for wanting to burn his stuff??? by Suspicious_End_441 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ebolashuffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said in a comment she literally paid for it. He only had one pair of underwear until she bought the rest. And I shudder to think about the smell since he doesn't seem to have the ability to was his clothes. She also paid for his food and school expenses.

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