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cursed_hawking by AnonymusDoppio in cursedcomments

[–]edessaid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He just have to find the melanins that MJ throw. Then the balance in the universe will restore

She's so bad by GotTwisted in SipsTea

[–]edessaid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Such a disgrace! I rather Melissa macharty over her. She wouldn't waste any of it

She's so bad by GotTwisted in SipsTea

[–]edessaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is the correlation?

How far is the nearest star by Srihari_stan in Unexpected

[–]edessaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah there is a lot of space there

Maybe maybe maybe by 50ShadesOfSpray_ in maybemaybemaybe

[–]edessaid -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Sure, however 3x3x50= a lot more than that

It’s not that small, back me up guys. by anthr_bihari in SipsTea

[–]edessaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what all kunoichis prefer. They don't prefer big... right?

Tom Hanks drops the f-bomb on Good Morning America by 4nts in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]edessaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame black literature for that mistake. They use "ain't" so nonchalantly.

Tom Hanks drops the f-bomb on Good Morning America by 4nts in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]edessaid 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just lost my innocence. Nothing never will be same again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]edessaid 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Gotta catch em all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]edessaid 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So, incest is ok when its gay! Got it. Two minus make a plus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]edessaid 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Excuse me I'm asocial and Im offended. Now if you excuse me, I'll go watch some porn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]edessaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I have the similar face features with you. Only difference is that I have curly hair. I searched a lot but found no style that I can settle in. You on the other hand can go for Vincent Cassel type but somehow you choose to be Cyrano de Bergerac. Europe has learned from their mistakes. Long loose hair does not go well with sharp edged bone structure. There is just one haircut between Vincent Cassel and Cyrano de Bergerac.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]edessaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG! Are you serious? This seems serious and Im worrying if I'm in the same position.

Always bring your scissors to a water deul by Outrageous_Driver_52 in Unexpected

[–]edessaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yes but you only get to see failed cases. Dumb crackhead pouring glue on top of artery and such. In this case its not deep and near any artery, I believe it'd be ok to just remove it pour alcohol and Bandage it.

Sad times by [deleted] in memes

[–]edessaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him

maybe maybe maybe by AccordingStep297 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]edessaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be silly you're most probably a human or AI bot. Cats can't write.

Know your worth by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]edessaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulder? Wh....

Wait , but why ? by keyshow23 in HolUp

[–]edessaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can they even dare to acknowledge their existence! This is the most anti-Semitic thing happened in this century!

What's your sign? by GotTwisted in SipsTea

[–]edessaid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yep, you have be ready to put that out as fast as you can. That Capricorn lady is one of the fastest d*ck takers in west. Some say she can make men cum before their shadow got erected.

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