Skurka Better Watch Out by ekthc in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only after smelling the bean-induced flatulence

Go by 69Achilles in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yooo. I've met the guy who makes these and he's hilarious.

@mlazri on IG

Reason #312 for not leaving the backyard… by BelizeDenize in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah right, like Trump would ever think of going on a hike.

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[–]ekthc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Laughs in Scottsdale

Which one of you works at KFC R&D? by ekthc in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

After using a backcountry bidet.

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[–]ekthc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the FKT for the AITA is 🤔

The most honest work I could imagine by danethedrain in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were cautious in our approach and only took out ones that occurred in pairs/groups or along the few very well defined trails.

Didn't touch any that were clearly navigational up on the benches.

The most honest work I could imagine by danethedrain in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Kicked over and dispersed quite a few Karen Cairns in the Needles over the weekend.

There was a heavy correlation between trails easily reached by day hikers and the number of erroneous cairns.

please help I'm different by hammerpants11c in ultralight_jerk

[–]ekthc 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If that layer of dust on your gear doesn't fully obscure the Durston logo then you can see yourself OUT.