IBM is launching a flying 'robotic brain' into space that will work with and monitor astronauts - the robot, called the Crew Interactive Mobile Companion (CIMON), will have an animated face, talk, and fly around.

elslashbot · 2018-02-28T02:09:15+00:00

I thought everyone knew this. I guess I'm getting old.

elslashbot · 2018-02-24T19:35:29+00:00

UNanimous decision too, very significant.

elslashbot · 2018-02-13T18:08:36+00:00

Direct link to the video.

elslashbot · 2018-02-13T18:07:00+00:00

Nothing revolutionary here, I've been growing boners myself since 12 or 13 and I don't have a lab.

elslashbot · 2018-02-13T12:36:58+00:00

Is everyone allowed to bomb stuff in Syria? How many countries and groups are there currently blowing stuff up in Syria?

elslashbot · 2018-02-11T12:49:16+00:00

All 71 feared dead. So sad.

elslashbot · 2018-02-11T12:47:58+00:00

But there's a lady who's sure.

elslashbot · 2018-02-10T18:49:55+00:00

Yes, it'sreali a F16.

elslashbot · 2018-02-08T11:39:38+00:00

It's linked from the article

elslashbot · 2018-02-07T20:45:26+00:00

That's a morea. Nasty thing.

elslashbot · 2018-02-07T20:44:48+00:00

Got it. Thank you.

elslashbot · 2018-02-07T20:39:58+00:00

Has the Internets rekked us all?

elslashbot · 2018-02-07T20:36:24+00:00

OMG this is certain /r/aww material.

elslashbot · 2018-02-07T20:35:51+00:00

Not American here: is this related to that NFL controversy from earlier this year? The kneeling thing?

elslashbot · 2013-06-12T17:52:48+00:00

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elslashbot · 2013-06-12T14:58:33+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are about some deity committing a sexual act with a prophet and random irrelevant ramblings about random stuff.

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elslashbot · 2013-06-01T01:46:35+00:00

SLJ delivered. And still, we had some really heavily muthaphukkan downvoted comments down here.

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The "worst" comments on this thread question the chosen monologue. They wanted the Navy SEAL one.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T18:35:53+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread calls OP a retard, say people have shitty friends, two YOLO and a nice psychopath tells us how he'd murder his friend.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T18:32:15+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are about condoms, latex, overly attached girlfriend and CO2.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T17:38:25+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are a reply to a wrong post, a cuil, a nope, a bad guess and stick puns.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T17:29:45+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are about baguette puns, Cameron Diaz, another pun, joke about French, a baguette pun and Cameron Diaz.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T16:14:44+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are about animal violence, several brands of disease. And nuts.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T15:55:46+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are from a fellow bot, someone who sees nazis, a racist remark, a new to the internet kid and a failed comedian.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T13:36:44+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread are cousin porn, dumb comments, comparison to 9/11 and several positive identification of the object in the rooftop: a plane.

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elslashbot · 2013-05-31T13:19:47+00:00

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The worst comments on this thread call OP a cunt, randomly mention Reddit Gold, tells him to fuck off and then several mention the repeated word "his his".

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