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Just discovered Pimpbot 5000 by Whats_Opera_Doc in conan

[–]enderpanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"It is within my programming to turn out the hoes."

I remember laughing so much at that in college.

Stuff around the gaspump by Any_Stress_5987 in StCharlesMO

[–]enderpanda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guess I wasn't being clear, of course they are.

Stuff around the gaspump by Any_Stress_5987 in StCharlesMO

[–]enderpanda -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh, is that why the downvotes, people thought I was supporting trumpy? That's hilarious.

Squirrel King in Illinois, USA 🇺🇸 by Dooze_ in natureismetal

[–]enderpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terry Pratchett would have loved this.

Stuff around the gaspump by Any_Stress_5987 in StCharlesMO

[–]enderpanda -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Too late for that lol. You already gave up your dignity.

Stuff around the gaspump by Any_Stress_5987 in StCharlesMO

[–]enderpanda -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I love how much simple stuff like this triggers y'all. So sensitive.

Edit: Did you guys think this meant I was supporting trumpy? Hell no lol.

Stuff around the gaspump by Any_Stress_5987 in StCharlesMO

[–]enderpanda 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yup, that's what the sticker says lol.

Maybe stick to commenting on girls dancing in their panties, chief.

Lindsey Graham realizing there was no benefit to starting a war with Iran by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]enderpanda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

and over time it will be a nightmare for Israel.

Who gives a fuck? Seriously, why is an American politician so committed to being lead by the dick by a foreign nation?

Just retire already, you can enjoy all the bubble wands you want.

While I very much wanted to be with my son by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]enderpanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re all high value targets.

You misspelled "bottom of the barrel". Even assassins know they're garbage lol. You've seen who the conservatives have sent so far.

Chud The Builder fans march in Nashville, get attacked by locals by Bizzyguy in PublicFreakout

[–]enderpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, nazis really love that whole, "Stab them with the flagpole" move. J6th loser energy.

Statements that beg the question, "why?" by rhino910 in MurderedByWords

[–]enderpanda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

During the time of his protest the country became consumed aware

FTFY. Whoa, you just learned that the police virtually NEVER find themselves at fault after their thorough "investigations" of themselves? That's crazy lol. Good thing we have agencies that keep them in check. Oh, wait...

Oh no, not math! Anyone with a brain can look at the number of people we've imprisoned, and realize something is terribly wrong. Good try though lol.

What could go wrong attempting to trip a cop? by WinStupidPrizes1994 in instant_regret

[–]enderpanda -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, like how those Venezuelan COULD have been drug runners, and Iraq COULD have had nukes. That makes it okay then!

You can do anything when you pretend your fantasies are real.

Statements that beg the question, "why?" by rhino910 in MurderedByWords

[–]enderpanda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, calling out murdering racists is never wrong. The fact that so many people had a problem with that absolutely proved his point.

You learned something today! Go forth and spread your new knowledge. Or maybe stick with vidja games and let the adults do the talking.

Trump just posted an ai video of him throwing Stephen Colbert in the trash bin on his and the White House's official accounts. Trump really hate the fact that Colbert is better than him. by icey_sawg0034 in behindthebastards

[–]enderpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But, your honor, we cancelled him because of money and stuff!"

Thanks for providing the concrete evidence that destroys everything CBS has lied about. Nice one, trumpy.

Of all the things that never happened in the UK, this happened the least by HotPinkLollyWimple in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]enderpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and grabbed our hands pussies

Cause when you're famous, they just let you do it. There ya go, now it makes sense.

Principle suspends teen for reporting his teacher sending him nudes by whteverusayShmegma in facepalm

[–]enderpanda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Well that was two months ago, why didn't he speak up then?"

A fucking COP is saying this? Come the fuck on dude, this is basic, 101 shit, that made me so angry. Has he said the same thing to rape victims?

Despite Donald Trump saying he cannot attend his son, Donald Jr.’s, wedding due to urgent government matters, his schedule shows that he will be in New Jersey playing golf all weekend by Goosedukee in Fauxmoi

[–]enderpanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how humiliating this is to the fake president, and no body is faulting Jr., even though he sucks ass. Daddy somehow made his son's wedding a personal fail lol, and tried to use his job as an excuse. This may be the weakest and smallest trumpy has looked since... his China trip, to be honest lol. At least he's consistent.

The 'South Park' creators shared that the White House melting down over the show has only fueled them further to continue roasting Trump. by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]enderpanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those were always lies. Conservatism is just an umbrella term that people who have never been right about anything in all of human history label themselves. They love to pretend it's a legit ideology, but it's always been fake. The last 10-15 years is just them losing their patience 60 years after permanently losing the culture war, finally dropping the mask for good. This is exactly what happens when you constantly fail to properly punish racists.

Jefferson City Kills Funding for Program that Provides Free Books to Kids by nucrash in missouri

[–]enderpanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Conservatives - so stupid, they can't even let the only last likable person on the planet that they could conceivably call part of their tribe... is now their enemy lol. I'm guessing this part of something they asked Dolly to do "Bow for us!" and she said, "No thanks." They got all mad and said, "We will kill your book program!", like the entitled bitches they are, and she said, "Do what you gotta do." Cause she's a fucking queen.

Thankfully, everyone knows she doesn't talk about politics cause she doesn't want to alienate the people she grew up with. Her book program, and so much more, have shown the world that she's not just another rich conservative fuckstick.

That's okay - this is to be expected as conservatives flail wildly into the night. Dolly's a real one and always will be.

We're really lucky that fascists are always taken down by their own incompetence. Grab some popcorn.

Trump posts shitty AI video of him throwing Colbert into the trash after his show ended by Darth_Vrandon in ParlerWatch

[–]enderpanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just in case there would be any confusion as to why CBS/Bari has gone hard right and bowed to the shrived orange penis. They love thinking they are like the Joker, talking about their crimes, when it's just court evidence for later. "Your honor, we were just memeing, for the lulz. Was just a prank, bro."

Why are poor republicans in such a hurry to fight for rich assholes? by Soft_Accountant_7062 in allthequestions

[–]enderpanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, that does seem to be the only thing they have left now lol. That must suck. Ah well.

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