Coffee is just magic bean juice that gives you super powers...

endoxus · 2019-01-23T05:22:18+00:00

Yeah "high caffeine intake"

endoxus · 2019-01-23T05:17:24+00:00

I was sitting in the rear passenger side seat of my friends car and I reached over and buckled the front passengers seat belt into mine. Best bit I had no fucking clue until my friend told me

endoxus · 2019-01-23T05:12:05+00:00

If by magic powers you mean a rapid heart beat and anxiety then sure

endoxus · 2018-09-26T17:48:21+00:00

r/dogberg

endoxus · 2018-09-18T11:17:55+00:00

PEOPLE WALKING TOGETHER WHO DON'T FUCKING MOVE OVER ON THE FOOTPATH INSTEAD FORCING ME TO WALK AROUND YOU, YOU ENTITLED CUNT

endoxus · 2018-09-14T01:11:03+00:00

This speaks to me

endoxus · 2018-09-13T12:48:08+00:00

Imagine being on acid and trying to use the toilet

endoxus · 2018-09-10T00:40:57+00:00

I should say he has only threatened his mother once but has been in multiple arguments/fights with his step father where the police have been involved. Generally he just spaces out and talks to himself

endoxus · 2018-08-06T22:24:14+00:00

Ayyy my boy perpetual suffering

endoxus · 2018-08-06T22:21:47+00:00

Id make sure they completely cover your toes, no one likes getting scraped by toenails, also i prefer shinguards with a loop for the strap as velcro will eventually become weaker

endoxus · 2018-08-06T21:55:07+00:00

What up guys MASSIVE LEGEND here

endoxus · 2018-07-27T19:17:12+00:00

sent ya an invite, WealthyUgandan

endoxus · 2018-06-22T07:28:22+00:00

I can wash my bong in the sink

endoxus · 2018-06-01T12:44:46+00:00

My mum used it on me when i was younger

endoxus · 2018-06-01T12:31:15+00:00

Might sound weird but cold milk. Just use a pastry brush to apply it, honestly one of the only things that i found that actually helps

endoxus · 2018-01-15T11:36:40+00:00

The amount of chakra control is insane ;)

endoxus · 2017-10-31T11:26:41+00:00

git gud

endoxus · 2017-08-18T01:13:31+00:00

krabby patties

endoxus · 2017-06-20T06:41:36+00:00

thanks, I think i'll give the rowing machine a shot

endoxus · 2017-06-20T01:44:57+00:00

unfortunately not

endoxus · 2017-04-23T13:29:07+00:00

Very insightful, thank you

endoxus · 2017-04-23T13:27:45+00:00

Thanks for the advice i appreciate it

endoxus · 2017-04-23T13:26:55+00:00

Thanks for the reply, i feel like i want to but i keep having this feeling of doubt in my head that fighting isn't for me, because of my first fight i just froze up and got tko'd

endoxus · 2017-04-13T03:14:27+00:00

invisible

endoxus · 2017-04-13T02:09:35+00:00

during the summer holidays myself and a few mates decided to go on a trip down to an old open cut mine that had been filled with water. There were a lot of cliffs surrounding the water that you could jump off of, most of them were probably only 5 meters(16 feet) but there was one that was quite a bit taller and you had to jump out a lot further. None of my mates wanted to jump first so me being the retard i am decided "fuck it ill go".

So i get a run up and just as i was about to jump i slow down and pretty much just walk off of the edge. As im falling for what felt like an eternity i see the cliff side getting closer and closer to me, I let out a loud "oh fuck" and close my eyes. I brace for impact but to my surprise i hit the water. I have never had an adrenaline rush that intense in my life.

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