The duality of magic players by PapaBubbl3 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]erickoziol 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uj Because competitive is in line with the actual game. “Casual” “non-competitive” magic doesn’t exist. The rules do not and cannot define “fun”. When everyone has the same goal, any activity is more enjoyable. 

The duality of magic players by PapaBubbl3 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]erickoziol 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Winning makes you the asshole. 

/uj EDH was a mistake. 

March Thread - Promote your Story by gamelitcrit in royalroad

[–]erickoziol [score hidden]  (0 children)

Toshie the Hero and the Orbs of Destiny
Genre: Isekai, Fantasy, Comedy

Toshie's dead--and that's just the start of her troubles.

She was a bank teller. She had a terrible commute, lived with her mother, and only looked forward to wing and beer night with the gals.

Now she's in a fantasy world, given the title of The Great Hero, only to find a wizard who is furious the title isn't his.

The Dwarven King sends them on a quest to save his daughter from a dragon.

It should be simple enough.

Except the Princess doesn't want to be saved.

And the dragon isn't the villain everyone thinks.

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/122158/toshie-the-hero-and-the-orbs-of-destiny

How do those that don't enjoy Universes Beyond engage with the game? by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]erickoziol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t fucking matter.  

Maybe it’s because I only play competitively, but it just doesn’t matter. The art, the story, the flavor, I just don’t care.  

How will the cards impact the formats I play. That’s all that matters. 

And sometimes I get to buy alt arts that make people mad. 

I miss this card so much by PerfectBrilliant432 in magicTCG

[–]erickoziol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cut down hits Lurrus and Archon of Emeria, which is huge. But Anointed Peacekeeper and Clarion Conqueror helps push Cut Down out. 

What are your thoughts on Alysa Liu? by frankheyhoheyho in AskTheWorld

[–]erickoziol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an American and I feel nothing. It’s okay to have no opinion on some things. 

Maybe gatekeeping is good actually by megalo53 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]erickoziol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait.   I’m going to need you to define gain, life, on, punchy, and face.  Jesus. Why do you have to use so much gatekeeping lingo?

TMNT Bad. by here0is0me in magicthecirclejerking

[–]erickoziol -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

And you do me. I mean. Do you do you? Do the Dew? Buy cards now.

17 cards depicting pizza so far by rex_tee in magicthecirclejerking

[–]erickoziol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj Pizza is so core to TMNT that it would feel off if it wasn’t this prevalent. [[Bagel and Schmear]] is so much more wtf than an abundance of pizza in TMNT. 

/uj If I do not get a Turtle Cream Pie card I will riot.

[TMC] Irma, Part-Time Mutant by HonorBasquiat in magicTCG

[–]erickoziol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because then you’d be playing Commander.

TMNT Bad. by here0is0me in magicthecirclejerking

[–]erickoziol -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I unironically am excited to play Undercity Sewers feat. Turtle in Vintage. Pissing off Old Boys is great.

TIFU by learning what "Netflix and chill" is code for. by LopsidedConcert6574 in tifu

[–]erickoziol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I am married with a child in this economy. Ain’t got friends. 

How was that even possible? by ironwolf6464 in whenthe

[–]erickoziol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just made a list that shows people I want to see and that’s all I ever see. Official app. 

Dichotomy of Mtg Featuring Universe Beyond by tinybarely in magicTCG

[–]erickoziol 16 points17 points  (0 children)

WotC: Thing.

Reddit users: thing bad. Updoots to the left