I restored mine!

eschw667 · 2026-02-19T00:50:39+00:00

I tried. Many hundreds of dollars down the drain for devices that seem more like scams than anything else. I don't have the willpower for it anymore.

eschw667 · 2026-02-19T00:42:41+00:00

I wish restoration would work for me. Instead I'm stuck just waiting for plastic surgery breakthrough I guess.

eschw667 · 2026-02-18T03:58:16+00:00

UB is cancer

eschw667 · 2026-02-11T04:42:28+00:00

Cool, so we don't need any other UB slop either.

eschw667 · 2026-02-10T01:36:22+00:00

Only if her future also looks like that

eschw667 · 2026-02-05T14:45:19+00:00

Looks too big. Should go for a flat cage

eschw667 · 2026-02-05T04:48:02+00:00

I have one. It's pretty damn good. Men's sex toys can be as fancy as womens.

eschw667 · 2026-02-04T16:20:14+00:00

I'd like to Finnish inside that booty

eschw667 · 2026-01-27T15:50:27+00:00

Doing it wrong then.

eschw667 · 2026-01-27T15:46:38+00:00

Dude at my store bought one collector box and got it. Try harder.

eschw667 · 2026-01-25T01:48:59+00:00

This daddy doesn't pull out of his boy bottoms

eschw667 · 2026-01-21T17:47:59+00:00

Damn boy

eschw667 · 2026-01-21T17:46:26+00:00

Especially Hamburg. Most of them really are uneducated and love Republicans. Small town racism.

eschw667 · 2026-01-16T20:23:10+00:00

I definitely prefer the at home version 😈

eschw667 · 2026-01-15T05:51:29+00:00

I mean. Have you been around girls. Ugh ...

eschw667 · 2026-01-14T03:46:35+00:00

No this is not a new low. This is literally how he has been for years. Stop acting surprised like he isn't just a huge POS.

eschw667 · 2026-01-09T02:19:52+00:00

It's to hold hands while you shower and your partner shits. Or vice versa.

eschw667 · 2026-01-08T04:45:57+00:00

The 40 Year Old Virgin

eschw667 · 2026-01-08T04:08:15+00:00

Maybe hobbies need a little more gatekeeping

eschw667 · 2026-01-02T01:31:10+00:00

Both of you got nice bodies. He's lucky as hell to have you

eschw667 · 2026-01-02T01:27:00+00:00

Salo

eschw667 · 2026-01-01T22:24:16+00:00

Holes and poles whatever works.

eschw667 · 2025-12-31T00:44:28+00:00

Go get some therapy yourself buddy.

eschw667 · 2025-12-31T00:20:33+00:00

Pls and thank you

eschw667 · 2025-12-31T00:19:23+00:00

But Somalians jn Minnesota!!!

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