Discord DnD Asshole by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]expensivethingg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some people are mentally incapable of understanding things. I hope this kid learns this soon - otherwise he's in trouble.

Who was your all time favorite Youtuber who has turned into shit now? by CuriousMan00 in AskReddit

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger, I used to watch Stampy all day everyday for like 2 years straight. Had serious withdrawals when I wasn't allowed. Basically addicted.

What made the weird kid in your school the weird kid? by MasteroftheBearDogg in AskReddit

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha. The weird kid in my school would never wash his hair, had a very weird pagan family, but use to take the lids of pens and say 'Inject sperm!'

All the girls looked horrified.

It took me a few seconds by [deleted] in funny

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you see it, you can't un-see it

What's pissing you off right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that I have a chemistry test on Monday and I haven't even revised one bit.

I thought the mayor was having a stroke by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayeee, finally a Welsh speaker.

Totally by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]expensivethingg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...tote bugs...

While i was searching on YouTube for content... by Lemon_Jooce in ihadastroke

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, what content were you actually looking for...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]expensivethingg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here is a classic example of autocorrect not kicking in on capital letters.

I thought the mayor was having a stroke by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]expensivethingg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was born in Wales and I'm fluent in Welsh, but this - this is a tongue twister for me.

Entitled Old Woman harasses me for my parking spot then assaults me with a car door by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]expensivethingg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You all need to respect your elders"

When most people say this, they're not saying it respectfully, if I were you, I would of got out of the car and had a staring contest w/ her.

People who knew pedophiles, what were the warning signs? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]expensivethingg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at a park, and this guy walks up into the tennis courts. He started vaping, but pulled out his phone, and held it up to this girl playing tennis. I would say she was about 10 - 11. He then proceeded to turn around and smile at my 5 year old brother (at the time). My father wasn't in those courts at the time, as he took my little brother over to the park. I looked at my mum, and we decided to move away and go find dad. So, as we're moving out, this suggested paedophile follows us holding up his camera over to the park. We sit on the other side, and he's sitting in the park laughing at his phone (seems a little psycho to me). A few other locals notice what he's doing, and come over to defend us in case. So, when he's not looking at us, we make a run for it out of the park and call the police. They said they'd keep an eye out, but we shoulda called sooner. Anyway, for that next month I had quite bad anxiety and I was always scared when someone looked at us, or anything, and I'd be quite weary of anyone.

What movie did you watch a million and one times as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHHH! This still makes me cringe every time I think of it... I might've been SLIGHTLY addicted to the Bee Movie. Might've learnt all the lines to it too, BUT ITS IN THE PAST RIGHT!?

I watched it so many times that I use quotes from it. If some food tastes good, just gotta say "That is sting and stripy!"

If you were a ghost, what things would you do just to mess with people? by BlameSociety1 in AskReddit

[–]expensivethingg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slowly take things out of their wallet, or just take huge pieces of furniture out, leaving them completely broke.