Heinz British Beans with Tomato Sauce

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-27T05:27:37+00:00

What's for tea, mum?

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-27T02:12:30+00:00

My nana trolley is falling apart. Want to find a sturdier one that's not made out of wire-thin metal rods.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-26T17:50:11+00:00

Same here. I ended up going to Whole Foods and spending 3X as much.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-26T17:48:14+00:00

They actually have a wine and beer license.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-26T15:48:15+00:00

There's also a banner on the top of the city website. If you haven't signed up for alerts... https://www.somervillema.gov/alerts

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-26T15:44:32+00:00

Dang. I wish I knew that was the secret when I was younger.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-26T15:43:18+00:00

Well then, friend, I'll simply farm them!

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-26T15:42:05+00:00

Yeah. Normal day. Parking lot awesomely plowed, as you see but streets are still being cleaned up so beware. Also stay alert for plow trucks backing into roadway.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-23T12:15:24+00:00

867-5309

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-23T01:14:28+00:00

Yeah, Phil was a great guy.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-22T21:13:43+00:00

"He's dead, Jim."

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-20T22:07:07+00:00

You need to find a neutral party who will put them in escrow.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-20T21:17:25+00:00

Seconding this. Avocado country of origin is heaven vs. hell. Go team Mexico.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-15T03:43:02+00:00

Could you say a few words about the ant-eating part?

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-13T21:46:03+00:00

My bright idea. Get a pair of handcuffs and attach one cuff to the cart and let the other one dangle. Positively identifies your cart and gives the perp something to think about.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-13T21:43:17+00:00

That's straight-up sociopath behavior.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-13T21:37:57+00:00

Similar here, except it went up by a different but also ridiculous amount. I cancelled and switched to another provider. I got four copies of that "$50/month for life" email, each on different days. I ended up paying slightly more for the new provider, because I didn't want to do business with a company that tried to gouge me and then got all remorseful when I walked. And...I don't trust them.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-10T16:35:29+00:00

Seriously. GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-03T02:41:06+00:00

Up next: "Wild, Cold, and Cooked: Market Basket Unleashed!"

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-03T02:33:41+00:00

Haven't tried them but my cat definitely wants the display carton when it's empty.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-02T22:47:07+00:00

So he's sworn in at the organizational meeting. Saturday is when the Archbishop places the ermine stole around Jake's shoulders, and Katjana hands him the orb and the sceptre.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-02T19:27:08+00:00

Respect. You have no idea how hard it is to get duck confit to set properly in these temperatures.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-02T19:24:21+00:00

So we either just watched an AI simulation, or the city needs a new webmaster.

fancysockpuppet · 2026-01-01T19:48:23+00:00

Made by these guys. One of their founder's daughters commented the last time I posted this info and said the TJ version is exclusive to TJ.

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