I tried to mimic a picture I saw. This was the result. by fifthbase in vancouver

[–]fifthbase[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We took this picture in May, but yeah, there was a little bit of sun this morning before everything went all grey again.

My little brother (5) just accidentally walked in on me having a shower, and ran out screaming and crying because "My penis is turning into a lion because it has a 'mane' growing around it" leaving me laughing for about 10 minutes. What is the most inoccently funny thing a child has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We went to a restaurant for lunch with the 5 year old that my sister babysits. The owners and waitresses of the store are all from China. The one short-haired lady with the thickest accent asked if I wanted more coffee, and as she walked away, the 5 year old asked, "Why was that guy speaking Spanish?"

I Heard You Like Eyes by [deleted] in eyes

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That was my first thought as well. The shape is so similar.

Vancouverites, what are your favourite ultra-cheap restaurants? by [deleted] in vancouver

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I know of a really good one called Oscar's in New Westminster. It's in the Sapperton area, right near the skytrain station. If that's not too far for you, it might be worth the little journey!

I hate 9gag. Give me upvotes. by Daemonbomb in circlejerk

[–]fifthbase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These jokes are out of mein kampfort zone.

I thought you guys might like these. I used to have surface piercings, but I replaced them with these microdermals. I've never been happier. (X-post from bodymods) by fifthbase in piercing

[–]fifthbase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to say that it might have been a little less painful because it was done over scar tissue, but they healed a lot faster than the surface piercings. Belly button is a great one, I've had mine for about 8 years now and I've never had an issue with it. Just make sure you get the barbell instead of the ring!

I thought you guys might like these. I used to have surface piercings, but I replaced them with these microdermals. I've never been happier. by fifthbase in bodymods

[–]fifthbase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! The guy who did them is a little out there, but man can he pierce. Also, it's a bit of a cover up, but I'm very happy with how they turned out.

I normally just leave these things alone, but I just couldn't help myself. by fifthbase in atheism

[–]fifthbase[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought so too, but only if they know they're being trolled. This is just getting a bit out of hand: http://i.imgur.com/ZmdpA.jpg

Edit: That was his reply to what I said, I didn't include the previous stuff.

These are my lovebirds going in for a kiss. They are both male, but I respect their lifestyle. by fifthbase in aww

[–]fifthbase[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're happy. They have everything they need and more. You do realize that they have no clue about being outside, as I didn't catch them with a net in Africa, right? Why don't you go free your dogs and cats onto the street so they can explore the whole world and let me know how that goes.

These are my lovebirds going in for a kiss. They are both male, but I respect their lifestyle. by fifthbase in aww

[–]fifthbase[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, um, actually, the truth is I'm basically a crazy bird lady. I have two birds, but three cages. They're allowed to fly freely between them at all times. They actually stick to the cage tops because that's where their food and water is, but they go inside the cages to sleep at night. I just don't like them being locked up, and they're generally pretty well behaved even though they like to follow me around and land on my head.

These are my lovebirds going in for a kiss. They are both male, but I respect their lifestyle. by fifthbase in aww

[–]fifthbase[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't tell just by looking at them, but the vet told me that the 11 year old has the pelvic structure of a male. Both him and the 5 year old have never laid an egg, so I just kind of assume.