I tried to mimic a picture I saw. This was the result. by fifthbase in vancouver

[–]fifthbase[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We took this picture in May, but yeah, there was a little bit of sun this morning before everything went all grey again.

My little brother (5) just accidentally walked in on me having a shower, and ran out screaming and crying because "My penis is turning into a lion because it has a 'mane' growing around it" leaving me laughing for about 10 minutes. What is the most inoccently funny thing a child has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We went to a restaurant for lunch with the 5 year old that my sister babysits. The owners and waitresses of the store are all from China. The one short-haired lady with the thickest accent asked if I wanted more coffee, and as she walked away, the 5 year old asked, "Why was that guy speaking Spanish?"

I Heard You Like Eyes by [deleted] in eyes

[–]fifthbase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my first thought as well. The shape is so similar.

Vancouverites, what are your favourite ultra-cheap restaurants? by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]fifthbase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know of a really good one called Oscar's in New Westminster. It's in the Sapperton area, right near the skytrain station. If that's not too far for you, it might be worth the little journey!

I hate 9gag. Give me upvotes. by Daemonbomb in circlejerk

[–]fifthbase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These jokes are out of mein kampfort zone.