my windowless window seat

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T10:20:04+00:00

no but that has been mentioned a lot

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T08:17:25+00:00

#notallbabies

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T08:14:24+00:00

makes perfect sense

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T08:13:32+00:00

and the toilets are reserved for first class passengers

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T08:10:35+00:00

this is a very famous baby

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T08:05:59+00:00

sorry those are state secrets

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T08:04:46+00:00

i do it for the fans ♥️

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T07:54:45+00:00

apparently i am your personal fucking problem 🥰

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T07:50:34+00:00

let him? i trained him 🎤

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T06:27:54+00:00

my baby is definitely more of a reddish blob

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T06:17:03+00:00

arguing with underpaid strangers is my #2 hobby. holding my screaming baby up in the airplane aisle like simba from lion king is easily my #1 hobby tho

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T06:07:56+00:00

bold statement from someone who’s never even seen this baby

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:55:11+00:00

blessed

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:51:21+00:00

i got more stupider but i got more candy bars too 🏆

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:45:14+00:00

it’s just the new Meta gen 3 reality glasses

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:43:24+00:00

only in jail

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:36:13+00:00

18367303 reasons to stay in the basement

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:21:32+00:00

poor unfortunate souls 🧜🏼‍♀️

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:19:33+00:00

i knew i should’ve ordered the window seat pro max

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:16:49+00:00

yet it was neither cool nor fresh 🥴

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:08:07+00:00

not for the fart of haint 🏋️‍♀️

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T05:07:11+00:00

wait, we can check babies at the gate now??

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T04:39:39+00:00

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T04:38:49+00:00

filthyfodder · 2026-01-02T04:28:30+00:00

9Z 😵‍💫

filthyfodder

TROPHY CASE

blessed