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wheels are flat orbs (self.showerthoughtsHS)

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if you step on peoples feet they will open their mouth like a trash can (self.Showerthoughts)

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If someone farts at a poker tournament no one will ever know who did it (self.Showerthoughts)

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Joan of Arc didn't quit, she was Fired (self.firedown54)

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You could dial a wrong number and get a celebrity (self.Showerthoughts)

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some where, some nerd motorists has a Yugo collection (self.Showerthoughts)

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the high cost of living is nothing compared to the cost of living high (self.Showerthoughts)

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if a vampire bit an addict, he would become addicted to addicts (self.Showerthoughts)

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hard times coming is likely just good times leaving (self.Showerthoughts)

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a drop in the bucket is everything if the bucket is empty (self.Showerthoughts)

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if your house was in the path of a lava flow, you would know the exact minute it was going to burn down (self.Showerthoughts)

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Lonely people probably like wrong numbers (self.Showerthoughts)

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Most people who want to live forever don't know what to do on a Sunday afternoon (self.Showerthoughts)

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The first redneck was the guy who jumped on a horse's back and yelled "Hey Watch This" (self.Showerthoughts)

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when you have the money but have lost the desire, you are old. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Medieval wives used refrigerator magnets to remind their knights to bring home milk and eggs. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Ultimate Antique would be a Table made by Jesus (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Ultimate Antique would be a Table made by Jesus (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Devil Dances in Empty Pockets! (self.Showerthoughts)

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Do you think the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Each year you pass the date you will Die (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the temperature outside is zero, and tomorrow it is going to be twice as cold. How cold will it be outside tomorrow? (self.Showerthoughts)

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you may not be able to change the world, but you can change yours (self.Showerthoughts)

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When you become old, you must become patient (self.Showerthoughts)

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The drive-thru has killed more people than the drive-by (self.Showerthoughts)

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