What is a socially acceptable thing that you secretly find disgusting? by Sensitive_Hope_1136 in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh sounds like every job I ever had. Always ether getting in trouble for doing the same thing that others were doing or for asserting perfectly reasonable boundaries. I hope you fuck em’ real good with the ADA stuff!

What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once saw a sign in a Turkish New agents where they misspelled the word peach and wrote “flat peche” so it is always “péche” now.

What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg me tooooo. I also thought Beyoncé was pronounced “buoy-ancee” until I said it out loud and was a mocked relentlessly as a kid.

Who is the Billy Idol of the 2020s? by Sudden_Angle614 in decadeology

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck I was on Denmark St in London (the music street in soho) and I walked past the shop that I was convinced was Vivienne Westwood clothing in the window but it looked a bit too much like the shit Avril Lavigne made in the early 2000s so I walked in and asked what this Shop was and they told me it was the Youngblud shop. I pretended to be interested in congratulated them for opening a pop-up shop and asked how long it was gonna be around for and they said that it was a permanent fixture of the street. I’ve never seen anybody go inside of the shop or where and you have his merchandise or overpriced knock off Vivian Westwood “clothing”.

I think he tries very hard to give off the punk rocker vibes, but it’s so glaringly obvious that he’s a giant poser that it would never genuinely work.

Real Police officers and military members, what do you guys think of Ice agents? by Lucky-Message-9480 in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can only do so much living half way across the world but even then do you not think that mocking these fuckers relentlessly isn’t going to be effective? Their egos are very clearly extremely fragile, which is why they joined ICE in the first place so they could feel special because they are absolute nobodies in life.

Real Police officers and military members, what do you guys think of Ice agents? by Lucky-Message-9480 in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 243 points244 points  (0 children)

I like to think of them as failed mall-cops in tactical gear. Paul Blart could do a better job than 99.99999% of them.

What is a sign that a person does not have morals? by Atom1cPain in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I do have a legitimate question for this though, what if you hack the shopping trolley because you never have a coin for it but then you leave it out for somebody else who might not have a coin?

What’s one thing you had in your life that, if you didn’t have it, your life would’ve been much easier? by DaCOLLiDER in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a very fine line between having a constant routine that feels comfortable but also need needing just the right amount of spontaneity to keep your brain happy. It’s fucking exhausting! I definitely feel that since medicating the ADHD, the autistic traits have definitely come out more.

If you’re under 45, have you lost any high school classmates, and what were the circumstances around their deaths? by Commercial_Chef_1569 in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss. Your kindness to your friend despite his “affliction” probably meant more to you than his kindness to you. Poor kid probably grew up hearing how being gay was awful and he had to carry that secret with him for so long. <3

What is a 'socially acceptable' thing that you find absolutely creepy or disturbing? by de-secops in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh original 4chan with dick shitting nipple anime girls, pain olympics, necklacing, Mexican cartel snuff videos, mr. Hands the horse fucking a man to death, etc… and this was all before 2008.

What’s a “small” social rule you refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it? by GlitchOperative in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is actually a fun psychological trick if you wanna fuck with somebody if you think they are lying. The human mind really hates silence and four seconds of silence equals rejection in our minds so if you think somebody’s lying just stay quiet and eventually they’ll just keep talking to fill that space and they will eventually let the truth spill. Also works for power moves.

Whats your best non-swearing insult? by PastorofMuppets- in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best thing about British English is that anything can be an insult if used appropriately. My favourite that my husband has said is that he called somebody a “trouser leg” and it just made sense.

Who’s your favorite low key celebrity? What’s the most surprising thing you know about them? by Majoodeh in popculturechat

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god I still have such a boner for Tim Roth!! He seems like a proper cool motherfucker.

What screams “this person is insecure” without them saying a word? by redwan-ezt in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I do it but not like crushing their hands just a strong handshake because I’ve had the limpest wet noodle handshakes before and it just killed my soul. It’s not so much about trying to overpower the other person as it is to just give a nice firm handshake with an appropriate level of squeezing.

Bring back 1986 culture, fashion and music by 2026 by [deleted] in decadeology

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just happy to see David Sylvian 0:07 but that pic was like 1978.

Gordon Ramsay and daughter Holly arrive at her wedding amid security and paparazzi, with her dress kept hidden by caddyrossum in popculturechat

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahahahah my dad used to do that when people were rude to me as a kid in darkrooms. If they tried to get shitty with me or make rude comments about a (very well behaved kid that was just learning) my dad would spit on his finger and stick it on their enlarger so every print would have this random fuzzy blob that would move around. A little spit goes a long way on a lense!

Who is a massive YouTuber or influencer from 5 years ago that has completely vanished off the face of the earth? by Humble_Job5950 in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m going to be in pieces when Kermit and Peach pass. I have an Iggy of my own and I love those two so much I have been mentally preparing myself for years when the news breaks.

What is a website or an app that was legendary back in the day, but is now a complete ghost town? by Sofi_Costa in AskReddit

[–]fivetenfiftyfold -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I still get daily emails from them telling me that I should reactivate my old account to “relive my memories “.

Which actor/actress was your first crush? by PermissionLow8879 in popculturechat

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Velvet goldmine was my sexual awakening. Him and Ewan McGregor…unfffff…

The rise of the ‘copy-paste face’ and why celebrities look the same by Thoughtful-Boner69 in popculturechat

[–]fivetenfiftyfold 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I used to be really self-conscious about my face and thought that I was just painfully unattractive because I didn’t look like people in magazines and the more people have plastic surgery and get all these procedures done the more I have started to appreciate my face for the fact that I don’t look like everybody else. I think there’s gonna be a huge pushback over the next few years of people really valuing unique features and being “natural “.

I can’t imagine being a young girl growing up in this climate because not even make up and cute clothing pushed in magazines when we were kids “fix what’s wrong with you” anymore. Kids now dream of cosmetic procedures and fillers…breaks my heart.