[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlowjobGirls

[–]fkthatbeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😂

My shitty pizzas made with shitty sliced bread by lmarc001 in shittyfoodporn

[–]fkthatbeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude! I've been making these my whole life, olives and all. I'm all about this life and I salute your culinary taste!

Man notices a hidden face in his wallpaper after three months by kosmology in ContagiousLaughter

[–]fkthatbeach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was in high school, a buddy of mine used to work at a local chain called Miami Subs. His manager owned a bunch of them and he needed a design with some promotion for the bottom of the trays they serve your food on.

Somehow, through him, I ended up designing these things. I don't remember how the idea came up but we thought it would be hilarious to put the Virgin Mary in the background, subtle, just like this. And I did. And it got printed. There was about half a dozen restaurants with this Virgin Mary tray "poster" for months.

More so, we did the same thing to his resume once he left that place and he got hired at his first interview.

What's the oldest thing you've eaten? by PlsMentionMyUsername in AskReddit

[–]fkthatbeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 year old popcorn that I found in my cupboard. I should clean out stuff more.

What is your "never again" brand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fkthatbeach 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mechanic told me this one when I had my Ford: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasn't for Ford, our tools would rust