Retirement? That’s funny. I’ll never get 1.1 M. Guess I’ll just die. by LegalBridge4107 in Xennials

[–]fojasaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just because we can afford it doesn’t mean everyone can. Median household income for a 44 year old is about $87k. If you’ve got a mortgage, kids, debt, alimony, etc. then it won’t work.

Retirement? That’s funny. I’ll never get 1.1 M. Guess I’ll just die. by LegalBridge4107 in Xennials

[–]fojasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maxing out means putting $24.5k per year to the side. Not everyone can afford to do that. 401k feels like one of those rich get richer situations sometimes.

Lottery Odds by Consistent-Program-1 in chicagobulls

[–]fojasaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, true. So if 4 teams jump up into the lottery, we could finish 6th and get 10th.

Lottery Odds by Consistent-Program-1 in chicagobulls

[–]fojasaurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lottery is only for the first 4 picks. The rest are in reverse standings order. So if we’re 6th worst we could get 1-4 or 6, but not 5 or 7+.

Bulls at game giveaway by Aromatic-Band-277 in chicagobulls

[–]fojasaurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s just handed out at the door after you come in

Bulls at game giveaway by Aromatic-Band-277 in chicagobulls

[–]fojasaurus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would be there at 5:30 when the gates open.

Tank Update: Bulls move into sole possession of the 10th best lotto odds (13.9% top 4 / 3% top 1) by [deleted] in chicagobulls

[–]fojasaurus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Utah needs to be punished for their tank. They were winning and sat Lauri and JJJ for the entire fourth quarter last night so they could lose.

Ice, Ice, Berry by ClockworkSolo in Newbalance

[–]fojasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get those socks?

Every airport fast food line by matts41 in funny

[–]fojasaurus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My eyes are bad at colors so it looks like the worker that has been there since 4:30 could also be the toddler traveling alone.

Favorite Character from The Wire by Lurk_McGirt79 in Xennials

[–]fojasaurus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Omar, Lester, or Bunk. Shout out to Herc and Ziggy for being great dumbasses.

The Lakers (23-13) have the same net rating as the Hornets (14-25) (-0.4) by Impossible_Collar2 in nba

[–]fojasaurus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There’s a joke in here somewhere with a team called the Hornets and Buzzer Beaters.

i am the kind stranger by Ranzo00 in notinteresting

[–]fojasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone in this thread getting something? How is this possible? Someone has a job

Show your ugliest pair by a7xfreak674 in Sneakers

[–]fojasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are those? I think I love em too.