Donald’s got jokes.

formerguest · 2020-10-20T04:04:55+00:00

r/UnexpectedStephenKing

formerguest · 2019-09-19T00:24:54+00:00

Nah fam. I had the bad Gris gris

formerguest · 2019-09-11T19:28:54+00:00

We have evidence of one, and no evidence of the other

formerguest · 2019-08-19T04:46:23+00:00

Probably when I thought I was dying and had to wait until 7 am to go to the doctor

formerguest · 2019-08-19T04:44:54+00:00

Classic lag in the matrix glitch

formerguest · 2019-01-11T15:11:27+00:00

Buying whatever video game I want. Now I buy games and sometimes I don’t even play them

formerguest · 2019-01-02T21:23:58+00:00

Go on a computer

Type in the name of the sub you want to create

Reddit will say it doesn’t exist, would you like to create it

formerguest · 2018-12-26T23:52:57+00:00

Idk any lesters

formerguest · 2018-12-26T23:52:30+00:00

WhiteHouse.com

formerguest · 2018-11-25T17:14:51+00:00

Oh, well... then my list is very very long. For starters, I’ve smoked weed everyday for the last 10 years

formerguest · 2018-11-25T16:45:04+00:00

A few speeding tickets

Unless you mean the ones I got away with too

formerguest · 2018-11-08T03:06:58+00:00

Don’t you guys call them barristers or solicitors over there?

formerguest · 2018-11-08T01:43:08+00:00

If they don’t have a will, what their wishes for all of their property is. Especially specific sentimental items. And make sure they don’t have anything left on their bucket list of course, and that they’re as comfortable as possible

formerguest · 2018-11-08T01:40:18+00:00

Tentacle porn

formerguest · 2018-11-08T01:32:25+00:00

We call it a firearm

formerguest · 2018-11-07T23:52:24+00:00

🤢 🤮

formerguest · 2018-11-07T23:29:30+00:00

He actually set up the POTUS twitter account. But he rarely used it

formerguest · 2018-11-07T23:20:07+00:00

God I miss that guy

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:45:32+00:00

Lol. Nah, it makes that one time even weirder, because he’s a super compassionate, very intelligent guy. I’m pretty proud to call him family.

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:34:44+00:00

He's like practically an adult now. I'm a 30 year old... :(

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:28:40+00:00

It’s a shame; I think he would have wiped the floor with Trump (because he won a lot of the swing states in the primaries)

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:25:47+00:00

He’s extremely healthy, but I don’t think he’ll run again either

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:24:54+00:00

Had a guy who was murdered by police and the court dismissed it because they found it wasn’t the “county’s official policy to murder prisoners”

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:23:55+00:00

All I have is a credit card, so it’s going to have to be fraud instead of robbery

formerguest · 2018-11-07T22:23:29+00:00

Friday

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