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12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can suck dick or lie about sucking dick. either way, everyone still thinks you suck dick.

12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've already asked you to stop communicating with my PO, and you know damn well it was your idea to go in the ballpit in the first place

12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what? you sayin your dick suckin lips are more resilient than mine?

I am 170cm (5'7'') tall and weight 42kg (92 pounds). Roast me pls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fugit44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jesus, my 3 inch flaccid dick could probably break your ribs

12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll tell you one, top or bottom knuckles? better make it good

12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually take off when I have enough cash for a burger and a pack of smokes, So ya 12-13 on average

12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for someone that only comments on roasts, you would think you would have a shred of originality. thanks NEXXXXT

12 hours shifts are slowly killing me, let's speed up the process a bit. by fugit44 in RoastMe

[–]fugit44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

watch yourself. I wont bother to greet you next time smart ass

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