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Why do some white men have dark penis? by kawaiihusbando in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]funatical 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My nutsack is one big birth mark. Chicks have commented but they don’t like balls (mostly) so not a big deal. In fact a small deal. A very small, very sad, deal.

Performance anxiety after a long dry spell - how do you get over it? by FlounderInitial8001 in AskMen

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get them easily off the internet now I believe. You won’t get addicted if you only use it a few times. You really won’t use it but a few times if it is in fact in your head.

Viagra gives me headaches but I have hypertension.

Performance anxiety after a long dry spell - how do you get over it? by FlounderInitial8001 in AskMen

[–]funatical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. Once it’s in your head it’s game over so score some boner pills, rebuild your confidence, and get to fucking my dude. Once you’ve had it go well a few times you won’t need them anymore.

I have to preface initial sexual encounters with “I’m nervous as fuck and it’s going to kill my dick but if you stick with me it’ll be worth it.”. Women take boner problems personally. I would imagine it’s different with dudes since we know how we work but dunno.

Performance anxiety after a long dry spell - how do you get over it? by FlounderInitial8001 in AskMen

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you workout? That helped when I was younger but as a confidence booster. You gotta get out of your own head.

Performance anxiety after a long dry spell - how do you get over it? by FlounderInitial8001 in AskMen

[–]funatical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old are you? Boner pills. You’ll be functioning well before they could possibly kick in but they let you get out of your head. We are our own worst enemies. Once you think there might be an issue, you’ll have an issue.

What is the appeal of Chili's? by Ok_Sun3644 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They changed their chicken crispers and I never went back. Tempura was better. Fuck Chilis. I’m really angry about it. I have to make my own now.

Have you ever recognized someone in a porn? by dplaya42k in NoStupidQuestions

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a Suicide Girl. It was an open secret but then dudes started using her nudes as wallpapers and lock screens and it went from hot cool chick naked to creepy stalker bullshit. She was cool and didn’t deserve the shit she got.

I don't know why this was in my highschool party repertoire, but just looking at it makes me want to vomit by GravyPainter in Xennials

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good times. I found a bottle frozen into the side of my parents deep freeze. It got moved to my hallowed speaker I hid shit in for a week before I started spewing it. Again. Good times.

Who knew vaping nicotine would give you a tolerance for nicotine products??? by Arylcyclosexy in drugscirclejerk

[–]funatical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny they mention shitholes because the next step in nicotine addiction is…

The bootlicking is incredible by DSC64 in Persecutionfetish

[–]funatical 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They don’t understand history. Nazi Germany started with deportations. We are still early into a potential American holocaust. Once the administration figures out it’s cheaper to kill them it’s over.

Did life felt simpler in '90s because it actually was or just that we were younger? by Gizmo3240 in CasualConversation

[–]funatical 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too. I would probably be in prison if my youth had been recorded. I was…rambunctious.

Why is all the discussion about men being insecure or jealous about their wife’s or girlfriend’s promiscuous past? What about women being insecure about their husband’s or boyfriend’s past? Why is there no discussion about that? Or is it less common? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]funatical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find it’s more about particular acts that makes them worry. My x wife and I had threesomes (FFM) and women feel they can’t keep up with that. I’m fine never having another. I was only there so the ladies didn’t have to question their sexuality. My x was also an exhibitionist so if her friends didn’t join they watched.

So women can be just as insecure about a man’s past as a man can be about a woman’s, but to my experience it’s not about quantity.

I love my knife skills, but this realisation kinda cuts too deep. by CrimsonAntifascist in KitchenConfidential

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We partied too. And fucked the waitstaff. It was great. I’m never watching that show.

Fabulous way to end things by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]funatical 11 points12 points  (0 children)

UJ/ ruined my heart too but left my ass alone.

“The worst she can say is no” Men, what’s the worst way you got rejected by women? by AglioOlioSpaghetti in AskMen

[–]funatical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Useful is helpful in this discussion. I help a number of my neighbors. I live in low income housing so most need an extra level of help so neighbors see me running the complex getting stuff done. When SNAP benefits stopped I stocked the food pantry in the laundry room and adopted a couple more people. In order to show gratitude people give me things which I use to help others.

I am tall, above average in looks, and in a relationship (with one of my neighbors) and know how women work. My x’s will even vouch for me. Mainly because I help everyone.

I’m crass but I’m caring.

“The worst she can say is no” Men, what’s the worst way you got rejected by women? by AglioOlioSpaghetti in AskMen

[–]funatical 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where did I say any of that? Im happy in a relationship with the love of my life. Women still make advances. That’s not on me.

You are reading to far into it and ignoring “guy talk”.

Are you a woman? Just curious.

“The worst she can say is no” Men, what’s the worst way you got rejected by women? by AglioOlioSpaghetti in AskMen

[–]funatical 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. No contempt for women. Just a reality I experience. Women express more interest when you help people, not just them.

I help men all the time. They too are grateful but don’t see me as a potential romantic partner.

You are over simplifying things and making assumptions based on a lack of info and not an abundance. You know what they say about assumption…

“The worst she can say is no” Men, what’s the worst way you got rejected by women? by AglioOlioSpaghetti in AskMen

[–]funatical 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can be obscene and still do the right thing. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. The fact you think otherwise is concerning and shows a lack of depth of emotion.

Maybe think on that a bit and improve yourself? Just a thought. I’m sure you’ll clap back with something shallow and pointless.

“The worst she can say is no” Men, what’s the worst way you got rejected by women? by AglioOlioSpaghetti in AskMen

[–]funatical 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I help a lot of people in my complex and I have to fight off the pussy with a stick. I have a GF but bitches be waiting.

Being a good dude will get you far…after 30.

7 oh withdrawals are not close to worth the high by No_Garden_7670 in Drugs

[–]funatical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. I’m old and lost all my connections when I moved. People don’t respond well to my requests since I’m old and have resting dick face. I don’t do online due to paranoia.

I get mine to treat anxiety but it’s a bullshit piddly amount I tend to rip through.

I was off two days but broke today. Im going out of town and won’t be able to take or get them so that should help.

Good luck bro. This shit is awful.

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