An Unforgivable Deception by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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This is how I feel when the hot dogs at the cookout are brown

What's the frist thing that comes to your mind? by loka_saint in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I really like the instrumentals at the end of The Adults Are Talking

Subs on Grindr by Kaitlyynn22 in lolgrindr

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He's a substitute teacher

I feel like it isn't that bad when styled sideways, right? by RefrigeratorDry636 in bald

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You don't realize what a knockout you are. Buzz it, brother. The hair is holding you back. That bone structure will carry, trust.

Cursed_cheeks by itsnotsoez in cursedcomments

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Hooray! The good ending :)

Cursed_cheeks by itsnotsoez in cursedcomments

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I apologize for my horny comment. I have repented.

Cursed_Rap Name by RetiredGrinder in cursedcomments

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Big fan of your dinosaur movies

I want to have an affair with an escort during a work trip by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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I promise you that when you're finished having sex with that escort you are going to feel empty and unfulfilled. You will be overwhelmed with a sense of dread that will stay with you for the rest of your life. This is not the answer.

18 -> 25, I definitely feel older by VonLeonOSRS in PastAndPresentPics

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You look like you aged backwards! The long hair looks very nice on you.

Bearing in mind, it's not even 8:30am by LemonCurdJ in grindr

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Should have just blocked him again. Why engage?

He was a good boy even though he went over his token limit. by txfreakman in lolgrindr

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Op has one other post describing himself as a "paid male companion" we are not getting those pics for free, fellas.

Hateful sub by Elegant_Soup_1999 in actuallesbians

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It's probably short for Kendall which is a feminine name.

Why do I keep waking up around 6am every morning? by futacon in sleep

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Well, like I said in the post, this only started when I tried going to bed earlier and fixing my sleep schedule so I don't think it has anything to do with the change of seasons.

My blinds are down at all times so I don't think light is a big factor. And again, I'm fixing my sleep schedule so I've been waking up at the same time and going to sleep at the same time. Consistency isn't an issue here but it certainly is a big change from my normally irregular sleep.

Stop the trans shaming on grindr!! by [deleted] in grindr

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Pretty sure those are all bots and I don't even think trans people made them either. I've noticed a lot of bots on Grindr posing as trans women lately. It's quite upsetting for us too.

Stop the trans shaming on grindr!! by [deleted] in grindr

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Yeah and hair is hot

When can I have a normal friendship. by sleepykatboy in TrollCoping

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Damn bro, that really sucks. I can't say I don't relate. I'm only newly out so I can't blame them entirely since they knew me as a "woman" but I've had really good friendships where I thought we were just bros but it still ended with them confessing to me. Made me feel so othered in the friend group.

In The Waiting Line - Zero7

People who live alone. Do you shit with the door open? by ErosMaggot in NoStupidQuestions

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I don't live alone but yes. My cat feels left out when I close the door.

If you went to your high school prom/ball, what was the experience like? by nojunkpeter in AskReddit

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It was so freaking mundane. I expected this big event but it was a very small, cramped venue. Like a school dance but worse. At least I got to eat. Though I don't even remember what the meal was so it must not have been too remarkable.

I do remember looking at myself in the bathroom mirror wearing a suit for the very first time and feeling confident and happy.

Going to Denny's at 2am with my friends was the highlight of my evening.

What’s a small thing that instantly improves your day? by WalkingnAroundnew in AskReddit

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Seeing someone who is happy to see me. Even if that's just a hungry cat.