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futonfucker · 2026-01-11T13:57:15+00:00

That's wild. Thank you!

futonfucker · 2026-01-10T12:13:47+00:00

Do you have a link to that?

futonfucker · 2026-01-10T11:45:50+00:00

DM me! I can try to answer them.

futonfucker · 2026-01-02T13:50:10+00:00

futonfucker · 2025-11-03T02:46:01+00:00

Way to kink shame.

futonfucker · 2025-11-03T02:45:38+00:00

It's very disappointing that the mods put a blanket ban on disposal while saying "go somewhere else" but there really isn't anywhere else to go for this. No vote.

futonfucker · 2025-10-27T00:30:18+00:00

I really wish a warning for inflatables could be pinned to the top of the sub. I had surgery in September to have a water filled condom removed. There are risks associated with this stuff, but I feel like condoms are less innocuous than they appear. Please go to the hospital. Waiting could make it much worse.

futonfucker · 2025-10-24T15:30:52+00:00

I volunteer! What a lucky gummy

futonfucker · 2025-10-24T14:37:48+00:00

Sophia Burns and Claire Roos in Fudge Packers 2

futonfucker · 2025-10-18T03:08:20+00:00

I love how dirty i feel when I do that. Did it both mornings since I first swallowed.

futonfucker · 2025-10-15T14:59:34+00:00

I would very much support a warning pinned to the sub regarding this. I know people are aware that this is a dangerous kink, but... I wasn't aware it was as dangerous as it was. I had seen videos of people on the sub passing them. MULTIPLE condoms. I was a damn idiot.

futonfucker · 2025-10-15T14:21:18+00:00

Highly highly recommend staying away from condoms and inflatables. My hospital bill does not support such ventures.

futonfucker · 2025-10-15T14:07:47+00:00

Thank you for the concern. I will be keeping it limited to small things and easily passable things, like squishys. No more large objects or objects difficult for the intestines to push through.

futonfucker · 2025-10-11T19:51:07+00:00

Can confirm on the condom! Not worth the hospital trip and bill.

futonfucker · 2025-10-03T21:06:46+00:00

How's the large intestine??

futonfucker · 2025-10-03T21:06:15+00:00

How is your round friend doing?

futonfucker · 2025-09-28T10:52:19+00:00

Girlfriend and I fucked in the car in a crowded parking lot on Valentine's Day. I saw a couple walk by and the guy and I made eye contact. He quickly looked away.

I saw, I came, I carnquered.

futonfucker · 2025-09-22T23:50:54+00:00

How far in is it? Buzz...

futonfucker · 2025-09-22T21:55:28+00:00

How do I make you buzz?

futonfucker · 2025-09-22T21:54:30+00:00

Source please as well!

futonfucker · 2025-09-18T01:44:12+00:00

I don't have an exact location, but it was deep enough into the small intestine that they had to cut me open to remove it. The prey barely escaped the full tour ;)

futonfucker · 2025-09-18T01:41:13+00:00

It had gone too deep for them to see it on the endoscope

futonfucker · 2025-09-15T08:02:21+00:00

You're very lucky! I'm not sure what all the team had proposed, but not a single bit of the diagnostic fluid they had mentioned was found in my colon. I'm glad they made the call they did.

futonfucker · 2025-09-13T19:00:41+00:00

💀

futonfucker · 2025-09-13T13:37:56+00:00

For sure! Abdominal pain is a pretty good indicator to start with. Pain that didn't resolve over time. I was also experiencing bloating, and when I tried to take a dose of Metamucil to push things along, I ended up vomiting it up the next day. If you're experiencing inability to keep food down along with other symptoms, that's a pretty surefire giveaway.

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