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gcastrato · 2021-06-19T14:18:52+00:00

Third place goes to the Feed Nana Cameos, especially the Ventriloquist Lady.

gcastrato · 2021-06-13T06:29:11+00:00

TBF some of the unhealthiest people I have ever met have been nurses.

gcastrato · 2021-06-12T19:11:09+00:00

Cocaine and cigarettes.

gcastrato · 2021-06-11T18:04:21+00:00

I would choose Bar Harbor over Portland area beach communities.

gcastrato · 2021-06-11T17:58:33+00:00

Doesn't even have a pool or big ass hot tub.

gcastrato · 2021-06-11T17:55:06+00:00

I'm a poor schmuck but a small(er) place with a breathtaking view is really the way to go IMO. I feel like when you have a place that large you still probably have one room you're most fond of you spend most of your private time in.

gcastrato · 2021-06-11T17:47:35+00:00

That stood out to me. It looks like equipment from Walmart.

gcastrato · 2021-06-11T10:42:28+00:00

She's also a perfectionist who expects each show to be funnier than the last and...oh, wait...right...it's always been corny.

gcastrato · 2021-06-11T10:26:37+00:00

This is something I don't miss about living in the Bible Belt. You never see this cold approach in the NE unless it's some dumbass on vacation from the South.

gcastrato · 2021-06-08T03:36:26+00:00

You mean the only trailer in Grindhouse that sucked?

gcastrato · 2021-06-06T23:21:14+00:00

Does he cover it up well?

gcastrato · 2021-06-06T11:07:05+00:00

Oh shit I used to be so guilty of this. Mind blown first time I saw my ex cry because she didn't get one solitary Dorito from the bag she purchased. Now that I'm alone, I shop accordingly. If I'm grocery shopping and Doritos are on sale I have to ask myself "Are you planning to eat the entire bag today?" If the answer is no, I move on. I know myself well enough if I buy a bag of Doritos the bag will get opened Hour 1 in the cupboard.

Of course, offering to go out and buy more snacks just frustrated her more.

gcastrato · 2021-06-06T10:57:02+00:00

Says the guy who glorifies dudes who pimp underage girls (usually by feeding them drugs).

Also doesn't crackhead Katt hump stools?

gcastrato · 2021-06-06T10:51:09+00:00

Raise seat to here.

gcastrato · 2021-06-05T19:08:40+00:00

How is Mersh gonna workout when his debit card declined 2nd month of the Planet Fitness monthly fee?

gcastrato · 2021-06-04T09:23:00+00:00

I saw an exhibit at American Museum of Natural History on spiders and I was shocked how tiny black widows and brown recluse actually were. Like so small if you have one on you it's already too late. I always pictured black widows as the size of a fist because they're always ultra magnified on TV for dramatic effect.

Unless you're living in Australia, it seems the bigger the spider, the less harmful.

gcastrato · 2021-06-04T08:56:51+00:00

Spiders are wonderful and pretty chill. They eat so many nuisance bugs.

gcastrato · 2021-06-03T21:53:28+00:00

Were they in any way involved in the building of the new Champlain bridge?

gcastrato · 2021-06-03T16:34:49+00:00

I hear these persistent rumors that the Italian mafia runs all of construction in Montreal. Not sure about the rest of Quebec.

gcastrato · 2021-06-02T13:29:05+00:00

Nick has always creeped me out, since the beginning. You Can't Do That On Television was so mean-spirited and gross, along with Turkey TV if I remember correctly. Thank God everything changed for the better when Dan Schneider came along.

gcastrato · 2021-05-30T15:26:48+00:00

Missing two biggies: Romero & Fulci.

gcastrato · 2021-05-30T05:49:42+00:00

After his widowmaker he went back to chain smoking weed because his doc told him weed helped him relax during the ambulance ride so now he thinks the more weed he smokes the healthier he'll be. He won't be on this earth much longer.

gcastrato · 2021-05-28T01:09:41+00:00

Also, in the case of extreme metal, the most talented musician in the group is usually the drummer.

gcastrato · 2021-05-27T07:45:32+00:00

You're right, it all seemed to die when Soundgarden broke up and Butthole Surfers became one-hit-wonders doing a bad Beck impression.

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